by Max Barry

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Most Armed: 549thHighest Crime Rates: 637thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 698th
The Free Land of
Corporate Bordello
The freedom to be
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population1.918 billion


The Free Land of Trisikistan is a massive, efficient nation, remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, keen interest in outer space, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 1.918 billion Trisikistanians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Trisikistanian economy, worth 402 trillion Trisks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an amazing 209,894 Trisks, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,292,994 per year while the poor average 14,828, a ratio of 87.2 to 1.

A little pushing and pulling is needed for big ships to pass, families burn Leader's latest official photograph to keep warm, the nation is renowned abroad for its love of blood and guts, and the sidewalk is used as an overtaking lane by city drivers. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Trisikistan's national animal is the wolf, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Trisikistan is ranked 637th in the world and 4th in Europe for Highest Crime Rates, with 71.82 crimes per hour.

Most Armed: 549thHighest Crime Rates: 637thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 698thFattest Citizens: 839thRudest Citizens: 840thMost Avoided: 906thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 985thMost Influential: 1,321stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,373rdLargest Retail Industry: 1,547thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,590thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,652ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,768thMost Rebellious Youth: 2,399thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2,676thTop
Largest Gambling Industry: 3,114thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,300thLargest Mining Sector: 4,364thMost Efficient Economies: 4,640thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,594thMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,394thHighest Average Incomes: 6,557thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 7,086thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7,432ndMost Cultured: 9,598thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10,812thMost Inclusive: 10,847thLargest Information Technology Sector: 10,961stMost Subsidized Industry: 12,569thTop
Smartest Citizens: 14,522ndLargest Publishing Industry: 21,110thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 23,247thLargest Black Market: 26,287th
Highest Crime Rates: 4th in the regionMost Armed: 5th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 6th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 9th in the regionMost Avoided: 9th in the regionFattest Citizens: 10th in the regionRudest Citizens: 12th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 12th in the regionTop
Largest Gambling Industry: 14th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 15th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 17th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 19th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 23rd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 24th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 25th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 31st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 33rd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 33rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 47th in the regionTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 65th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 67th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 94th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 99th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 103rd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 111th in the regionLargest Black Market: 114th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 120th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Trisikistan, the sidewalk is used as an overtaking lane by city drivers.
  • : Following new legislation in Trisikistan, the nation is renowned abroad for its love of blood and guts.
  • : Trisikistan was endorsed by The Republic of Agausia.
  • : Following new legislation in Trisikistan, families burn Leader's latest official photograph to keep warm.
  • : Following new legislation in Trisikistan, a little pushing and pulling is needed for big ships to pass.
  • : Trisikistan was endorsed by The People's Kingdom of Corsoaua.
  • : Following new legislation in Trisikistan, card collectors duel to the death.
  • : Following new legislation in Trisikistan, foreign 'investors' have been taking a great interest in the new secret shuttle.
  • : Following new legislation in Trisikistan, children who can't memorize their multiplication tables are sent to the mines.
  • : Following new legislation in Trisikistan, homeless people are frequently charged with trespassing on public property.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 125 » Mynox, Greater Icelandia, Elisabethshagen, Meropis, Khuravia, Imperium Anglorum, North of Americas, Allortators, Balante, Walfo, Invernessia, Parliamentary Laramidia, Eco-Paris Reformation, St Scarlett, Trixeland, The Champions League, Valtrona, The Poland-Lithuania Commonwealth, Maalat, Yahlia, Saint Domingo, The States of Texas and Arkansas, Republic of Satherland, Apabeossie, Nardin, Estonesia, Maritzal, Regnum Italiae, Irminsulia, An Clar, Eoliria, Kardjali, Galway-Dublin, Dauershire, Northern German Federation, Zulrich, Pilipinas and Malaya, Elania Kingdom, Super Happy Land, Puerto Thelosia, Nuweland, Quentenia, The New Nordic Union, GanymedEuropa, Ausvelt, Dark Matter, Jim the Baptist, Savinecross, Thracia Republic, Lovisa, and 75 others.Kanokla, Chioganah, Outer Sparta, The Reunited Yugoslavs, Saiwania, Thracia and Crimea, Gliesetonia, Falvaard, Umeria, Wiener-Neustadt, Wombelland, Weltbeherrschung, Leranditale, United Communes of Chile, Nea Europa, Robbonia, New Eestiball, Feldorf, Cath Slar, Bareu, Esvonia, Monte Naranja, Asparagusia, Popaholick, Desibia, Grodisze, Brakanistan, Durlia, East Kirea, Greater Cebu, The Scandinavian Realm, Monkistan, Chronus, Eppur, Europe a Nation, Scytharum, Ombran, Othenhiem, Warzakie, Nomaida, West Atone, The Federal States of Ezasao, Nova Babilonia, Eritei, Aura Banitia, Greater Albaina, Boldia, South St Maarten, Leszno, Aroale, Someseni, Dipretorian, Girvage, New Ylicia, Janart, Arbere, Alsted, Schiltia, Belvanski, Mojuatafurertopeopir, The New Mexican Confederation, Berlin and Hanover, Panversia, Rary, MEoW-mEoW-mIa, Dunsteen, Dervenland, Dabarastan, Felhaven, Heplon, Gorzi, Noristoniaka, Yazakhvanian Empire, Corsoaua, and Agausia.