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Most Armed: 933rdGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 956thHighest Crime Rates: 1,177th
The Free Land of
Corporate Bordello
The freedom to be
Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Trisikistan

Population531 million

CurrencyTrisk
Animalwolf

The Free Land of Trisikistan is a huge, socially progressive nation, notable for its enslaved workforce, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 531 million Trisikistanians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The minute, pro-business government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Industry, although Education, Defense, and Administration are also considered important, while Law & Order and Environment are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Trisikistanian economy, worth 73.3 trillion Trisks a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Soda Sales, and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 138,020 Trisks, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,109,804 per year while the poor average 3,936, a ratio of 281 to 1.

International humanitarian organisations are applauding the government for ending the death penalty, teddy bear James Dean (aka "the Rebel Without the Claws") helps convince kids that candy cigarettes are cool, homeless people are periodically found dead upon altars to assorted deities, and listless juries are assembled for the simplest of court cases. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Trisikistan's national animal is the wolf, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Trisikistan is ranked 230,085th in the world and 1,202nd in Europe for Nicest Citizens, with 0.5 average smiles per day.

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Most Armed: 933rdGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 956thHighest Crime Rates: 1,177thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,664thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,696thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,807thMost Avoided: 1,830thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2,080thFattest Citizens: 2,088thTop
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Rudest Citizens: 2,491stLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2,756thHighest Disposable Incomes: 3,552ndMost Influential: 4,100thLargest Gambling Industry: 4,131stMost Rebellious Youth: 5,395thLargest Retail Industry: 6,201stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,208thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 7,524thLargest Mining Sector: 8,781stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 9,049thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 10,120thTop
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 13,518thMost Efficient Economies: 16,122ndHighest Average Incomes: 17,236thMost Scientifically Advanced: 18,852ndLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 20,163rdMost Inclusive: 20,729thMost Pro-Market: 20,930thHighest Drug Use: 24,141st
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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 4th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 5th in the regionMost Armed: 6th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 8th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 9th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 11th in the regionMost Avoided: 11th in the regionTop
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Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 13th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 14th in the regionFattest Citizens: 14th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 17th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 39th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 39th in the regionRudest Citizens: 40th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 45th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 55th in the regionTop
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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 68th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 70th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 73rd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 76th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 93rd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 95th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 99th in the regionNudest: 120th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Trisikistan, listless juries are assembled for the simplest of court cases.
  • : Following new legislation in Trisikistan, homeless people are periodically found dead upon altars to assorted deities.
  • : Following new legislation in Trisikistan, teddy bear James Dean (aka "the Rebel Without the Claws") helps convince kids that candy cigarettes are cool.
  • : Following new legislation in Trisikistan, international humanitarian organisations are applauding the government for ending the death penalty.
  • : Following new legislation in Trisikistan, seafood restaurants assure customers 'If it lives in the sea, it's on our menu'.
  • : Following new legislation in Trisikistan, it can be a real jungle in a modern courtroom.
  • : Following new legislation in Trisikistan, the optimally efficient parking strategy for business commuters is referred to as the "traveling salesman problem".
  • : Following new legislation in Trisikistan, everyone has the equal opportunity to have their wallet stolen.
  • : Following new legislation in Trisikistan, the "Dreadnowt" is the pride and joy of the Trisikistanian Navy.
  • : Following new legislation in Trisikistan, insanely good theatre productions face government censorship.

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World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 117 » Mynox, Greater Icelandia, Elisabethshagen, Meropis, Khuravia, Imperium Anglorum, North of Americas, Villeplanche, Allortators, Balante, Walfo, Invernessia, Parliamentary Laramidia, Eco-Paris Reformation, St Scarlett, Trixeland, The Champions League, Valtrona, The Poland-Lithuania Commonwealth, Maalat, Yahlia, Saint Domingo, The States of Texas and Arkansas, Republic of Satherland, Apabeossie, Nardin, Estonesia, Maritzal, Regnum Italiae, Irminsulia, An Clar, Bohomo, Eoliria, Kardjali, Galway-Dublin, Dauershire, Northern German Federation, Zulrich, Pilipinas and Malaya, Destyntine, Elania Kingdom, Super Happy Land, Puerto Thelosia, Nuweland, Progravie, Quentenia, The New Nordic Union, GanymedEuropa, Ausvelt, Dorenstad, and 67 others.Dark Matter, Jim the Baptist, Savinecross, Thracia Republic, Lovisa, Kanokla, Chioganah, Outer Sparta, The Reunited Yugoslavs, Saiwania, Thracia and Crimea, Gliesetonia, Falvaard, Umeria, Wiener-Neustadt, Wombelland, Weltbeherrschung, Leranditale, Domton, United Communes of Chile, Nea Europa, Uldar Union, Robbonia, New Eestiball, Wessex and Cornwall, Feldorf, Cath Slar, KurentSlavija, Lillistroniralocksne, Lucanorum, Bareu, Esvonia, Monte Naranja, Asparagusia, Popaholick, Desibia, Soviet Taoistan, Grodisze, The Pagan Moon, Brakanistan, Durlia, Yebatga, East Kirea, Ansington, Rivierenland, Abject Ludicrosity, A3161, Neue Prussian Republic, Greater Cebu, Daulle, Ventumtalia, The Scandinavian Realm, Monkistan, Virmena, Mimeer, Chronus, Eppur, Hulldom, Freyana, Europe a Nation, Scytharum, Ombran, Deftern, Othenhiem, ALSUDAN, Warzakie, and Slavorussia.

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