The Free Land of Trisikistan is a huge, socially progressive nation, notable for its enslaved workforce, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 531 million Trisikistanians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The minute, pro-business government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Industry, although Education, Defense, and Administration are also considered important, while Law & Order and Environment are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Trisikistanian economy, worth 73.3 trillion Trisks a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Soda Sales, and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 138,020 Trisks, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,109,804 per year while the poor average 3,936, a ratio of 281 to 1.

International humanitarian organisations are applauding the government for ending the death penalty, teddy bear James Dean (aka "the Rebel Without the Claws") helps convince kids that candy cigarettes are cool, homeless people are periodically found dead upon altars to assorted deities, and listless juries are assembled for the simplest of court cases. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Trisikistan's national animal is the wolf, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Trisikistan is ranked 230,085^th in the world and 1,202^nd in Europe for Nicest Citizens, with 0.5 average smiles per day.