Population | 8.431 billion |
Capital | Shimmerlight |
Leader | Bronyleader |
Faith | Solarism |
Currency | Pancake |
Animal | Guinea Pig |
The Legendary Value Protector of Triseria is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Bronyleader with an iron fist, and notable for its deadly medical pandemics, rampant corporate plagiarism, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 8.431 billion Triserians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.
The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government prioritizes Industry, although Defense, Education, and Administration are also considered important, while Spirituality and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Shimmerlight. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 29.7%.
The frighteningly efficient Triserian economy, worth a remarkable 1,909 trillion Pancakes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 226,472 Pancakes, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,054,453 per year while the poor average 2,909, a ratio of 706 to 1.
Celebrity wrestlers thumb their nose at due process, aggravated apostrophe abusers are admonished and assaulted, political visitors are forced to stop ten paces from Bronyleader's throne, and stoogery and pratfalls are about as scathingly clever as Triserian humor gets. Crime is a major problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Triseria's national animal is the Guinea Pig, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Solarism.
Triseria is ranked 299,026th in the world and 420th in The Black Hawks for Lowest Crime Rates, with 37.9 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Triseria's influence in The Black Hawks rose from "Squire" to "Apprentice".
- : Triseria was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.
- : Triseria altered its national flag.
- : Triseria was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Fattest Citizens.
- : Triseria was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Fattest Citizens.
- : Triseria was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Fattest Citizens.
- : Triseria was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Avoided.
- : Triseria altered its national flag.
- : Triseria altered its national flag.
- : Triseria lodged a message on the The Black Hawks Regional Message Board.