by Max Barry

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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 1,893rdMost Influential: 3,500thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,064th
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Population1.826 billion


The Republic of Trischoczlovakia is a massive, socially progressive nation, notable for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and daily referendums. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.826 billion Trischoczlovakians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 75.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Trischoczlovakian economy, worth 116 trillion Euros a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 63,707 Euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Brancaland has gifted over nine thousand putrid moose carcasses to Trischoczlovakia as a reminder of their "special relationship", there's a lot of babies crying for milk in the middle of the day, Trischoczlovakian tourists are encouraged to hand out spare condoms to locals while on vacation, and tower block residents are each held responsible for four square inches of front lawn. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Trischoczlovakia's national animal is the Chicken, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Trischoczlovakia is ranked 99,496th in the world and 113th in New Western Empire for Highest Drug Use, scoring 69 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 1,893rdTop
Most Influential: 3,500thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,064thMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,341stMost Pacifist: 6,375thSafest: 6,753rdLeast Corrupt Governments: 7,233rdBest Weather: 8,970thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10,790thMost Beautiful Environments: 10,997thMost Compassionate Citizens: 11,198thNicest Citizens: 11,813thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 11,879thTop
Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 12,935thMost Inclusive: 13,091stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 15,908thMost Cultured: 16,168thMost Advanced Public Education: 17,289thLargest Welfare Programs: 18,026thLongest Average Lifespans: 19,385thHighest Average Tax Rates: 20,120thHealthiest Citizens: 20,166thLowest Crime Rates: 22,314thMost Advanced Public Transport: 23,719thSmartest Citizens: 23,789th
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 3rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 11th in the regionTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 14th in the regionMost Pacifist: 18th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 19th in the regionSafest: 21st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 21st in the regionMost Influential: 23rd in the region

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