by Max Barry

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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 360thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,433rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 5,488th
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Population594 million


The Republic of Trischoczlovakia is a huge, socially progressive nation, notable for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and ban on automobiles. The compassionate, democratic population of 594 million Trischoczlovakians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Administration, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Defense isn't funded at all. The average income tax rate is 69.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Trischoczlovakian economy, worth 38.1 trillion Euros a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 64,093 Euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Children grow up long before the paperwork for their lemonade stands can be sorted out, public parks are littered with cigarette butts, polling place volunteers are suddenly opening a huge number of offshore bank accounts, and unpackaged foodstuffs rot on store shelves. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Trischoczlovakia's national animal is the Chicken, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Trischoczlovakia is ranked 150,854th in the world and 100th in New Western Empire for Most Primitive, scoring -91.21 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 360thTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3,433rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 5,488thMost Influential: 5,828thMost Pacifist: 6,388thSafest: 7,221stLeast Corrupt Governments: 8,131stTop
Most Compassionate Citizens: 10,664thNicest Citizens: 11,428thMost Inclusive: 14,481stBest Weather: 14,499thMost Beautiful Environments: 15,953rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 16,981stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 17,093rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 17,631stMost Cultured: 18,211th
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 2nd in the regionTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 8th in the regionTop
Most Pacifist: 17th in the regionSafest: 20th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 21st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 23rd in the region

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