The Grand Nuggetian Kingdom of Trinchet is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by President Jeremy Capuchino with a fair hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, ubiquitous missile silos, and ritual sacrifices. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 1.961 billion Trinchetians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Waka Waka. The average income tax rate is 73.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Trinchetian economy, worth 431 trillion Nuggetian Coins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Tourism. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 220,162 Nuggetian Coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

Embarrassed police officers wear spandex and carry net guns, multilingual concierges man empty inner city apartment blocks, Waka Waka has become the number one destination for urban exploration in The East Pacific, and game show contestants scramble to fish trash out of the South Wolf Sea. Crime, especially youth-related, is a problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Trinchet's national animal is the wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Nuggetism.

Trinchet is ranked 280,245^th in the world and 5,720^th in The East Pacific for Healthiest Citizens, with 0.49 bananas ingested per day.