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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 998thHighest Drug Use: 1,249thRudest Citizens: 1,479th
The Grand Nuggetian Kingdom of
Chicken Nuggets will save our lives
President Jeremy Capuchino
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Population1.961 billion

CapitalWaka Waka
LeaderPresident Jeremy Capuchino

CurrencyNuggetian Coin

The Grand Nuggetian Kingdom of Trinchet is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by President Jeremy Capuchino with a fair hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, ubiquitous missile silos, and ritual sacrifices. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 1.961 billion Trinchetians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Waka Waka. The average income tax rate is 73.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Trinchetian economy, worth 431 trillion Nuggetian Coins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Tourism. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 220,162 Nuggetian Coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

Embarrassed police officers wear spandex and carry net guns, multilingual concierges man empty inner city apartment blocks, Waka Waka has become the number one destination for urban exploration in The East Pacific, and game show contestants scramble to fish trash out of the South Wolf Sea. Crime, especially youth-related, is a problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Trinchet's national animal is the wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Nuggetism.

Trinchet is ranked 280,245th in the world and 5,720th in The East Pacific for Healthiest Citizens, with 0.49 bananas ingested per day.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 998thHighest Drug Use: 1,249thRudest Citizens: 1,479thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,628thMost Politically Free: 1,794thMost Influential: 1,965thTop
Largest Retail Industry: 2,996thMost Rebellious Youth: 4,615thMost Efficient Economies: 4,711thLargest Welfare Programs: 5,354thFattest Citizens: 5,624thMost Subsidized Industry: 6,433rdMost Inclusive: 6,475thHighest Average Incomes: 6,907thLargest Gambling Industry: 8,410thHighest Food Quality: 9,485thMost Scientifically Advanced: 10,363rdLargest Publishing Industry: 10,492ndMost Cultured: 10,725thMost Cheerful Citizens: 12,067thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 12,342ndLargest Governments: 12,355thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 12,410thHighest Poor Incomes: 12,428thNicest Citizens: 12,432ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 12,935thSmartest Citizens: 13,421stNudest: 13,461stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 14,175thTop
Largest Black Market: 14,774thMost Armed: 15,155thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 17,406thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 17,431stLargest Information Technology Sector: 17,583rdMost Corrupt Governments: 18,346thMost Developed: 18,660thMost Advanced Public Education: 19,936thLargest Agricultural Sector: 20,341stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 21,560thMost Valuable International Artwork: 23,709thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 24,757thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 25,373rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 25,973rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 27,371st
Most Politically Free: 5th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 31st in the regionRudest Citizens: 35th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 36th in the regionTop
Most Extensive Civil Rights: 64th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 65th in the regionMost Influential: 69th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 77th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 87th in the regionFattest Citizens: 94th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 97th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 99th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 129th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 129th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 134th in the regionLargest Black Market: 139th in the regionMost Inclusive: 183rd in the regionMost Extreme: 184th in the regionMost Armed: 201st in the regionNudest: 202nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 205th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 220th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 245th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 265th in the regionMost Cultured: 267th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 268th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 275th in the regionTop
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 303rd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 315th in the regionLargest Governments: 317th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 319th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 320th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 361st in the regionNicest Citizens: 370th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 387th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 396th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 398th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 402nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 416th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 429th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 455th in the regionMost Developed: 502nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 531st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 559th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 576th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 583rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 583rd in the region

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