The United Federation of Trilanian is a massive, genial nation, ruled by President Edward with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and daily referendums. The compassionate, democratic population of 4.3 billion Trilans love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Administration, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tralian. The average income tax rate is 96.2%.

The all-consuming Trilanese economy, worth 737 trillion Urdas a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 171,520 Urdas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The police go to great efforts to seize contraband favored by politicians on the police oversight committee, foreign despots proudly bandstand on Trilanese airwaves, immersive video game experiences are interrupted by incessant disclaimer pop-ups, and the Finance Ministry posts hourly updates on where taxpayer money is spent. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Trilanian's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Atheism.

Trilanian is ranked 3,178^th in the world and 37^th in Europe for Most Patriotic, with 67.74 flags saluted per person per day.