Largest Populations: 88th Most Cheerful Citizens: 368th Nicest Citizens: 710th
The Starting-up Paradise of
New York Times Democracy
Strike with the fist, don't tickle with the fingers!
Regional Influence
Superpower
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Imploded
Political Freedom
Excellent

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The Starting-up Paradise of Trigania is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Burt Widter with a fair hand, and renowned for its prohibition of alcohol, punitive income tax rates, and complete absence of social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 30.518 billion Triganians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Environment. The average income tax rate is 78.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but stagnant Triganian economy, worth 230 trillion Ningis a year, is extremely specialized and solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 7,568 Ningis, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Expensive lawyers are hired to defend citizens in court for public urination charges against their pets, the nation's orphanages and maternity wards have been nicknamed 'the Killbot Factories', nobody is allowed to stop the local daycare from reading Nietzsche to pre-schoolers, and aspiring pilots must be personally vetted by the Minister of Transportation before receiving their license. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Trigania's national animal is the Ravenous Bugblatter, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Trigania is ranked 153,645th in the world and 20th in The Axis of Evil for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -8.49 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

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Largest Populations: 88thMost Cheerful Citizens: 368thNicest Citizens: 710thBest Weather: 762ndMost Pacifist: 1,032ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,143rdMost Beautiful Environments: 1,193rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,279thSafest: 1,414thTop
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Most Primitive: 1,801stMost Influential: 1,811thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,207thLowest Crime Rates: 2,526thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,999thSmartest Citizens: 3,040thHealthiest Citizens: 3,835thMost Cultured: 3,951stMost Stationary: 6,560thMost Rebellious Youth: 6,884th
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5%
Most Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Average: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionTop
10%
Most Income Equality: 2nd in the regionSafest: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Trigania, aspiring pilots must be personally vetted by the Minister of Transportation before receiving their license.
  • : Trigania was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : Following new legislation in Trigania, nobody is allowed to stop the local daycare from reading Nietzsche to pre-schoolers.
  • : Following new legislation in Trigania, the nation's orphanages and maternity wards have been nicknamed 'the Killbot Factories'.
  • : Following new legislation in Trigania, expensive lawyers are hired to defend citizens in court for public urination charges against their pets.
  • : Trigania was reclassified from "Liberal Democratic Socialists" to "New York Times Democracy".
  • : Following new legislation in Trigania, religious turf wars have caused frustrated police to pray for divine intervention.
  • : Following new legislation in Trigania, banana distribution among collective farm workers is an important topic in public discourse.
  • : Trigania was reclassified from "New York Times Democracy" to "Liberal Democratic Socialists".
  • : Following new legislation in Trigania, relations with Dàguó have warmed from frosty to chilly.

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