The Federation of Tridinska is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Chancellor with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, ban on automobiles, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 7.39 billion Tridinskaniens are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pendragon. The average income tax rate is 99.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Tridinskanien economy, worth a remarkable 1,942 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 262,893 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Companies struggle to cover for the hordes of employees on parental leave, power to the people comes from the barrel of a gun, hospitals in Tridinska are too busy serving the needs of Libertarian Socialist Confederation to see Tridinskaniens, and the "Dreadnowt" is the pride and joy of the Tridinskanien Navy. Crime is totally unknown. Tridinska's national animal is the wolf, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Tridinska is ranked 1,677^th in the world and 1^st in Libertarian Socialist Confederation for Lowest Crime Rates, with 151.36 law-abiding acts per hour.