by Max Barry

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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 171st Most Ignorant Citizens: 205th Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 359th
The Desert Hellhole of
Corporate Police State
Faith sets you free
Colonel Lance Degraff
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Population18.425 billion

LeaderColonel Lance Degraff

AnimalBonobo Monkey

The Desert Hellhole of Tremulistan is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Colonel Lance Degraff with an iron fist, and remarkable for its compulsory vegetarianism, triple-decker prams, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 18.425 billion Tremulistanians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tremulehr. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Tremulistanian economy, worth a remarkable 4,471 trillion Nobs a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an amazing 242,668 Nobs, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,065,725 per year while the poor average 34,743, a ratio of 30.7 to 1.

Anti-government demagogues have a devil of a time evading authorities, elections are won by the candidate who makes the best 'yo mama' jokes, the national anthem is considered broadly offensive to those who don't believe in Fundamentalism, and internet moderators work overtime to remove memes comparing Colonel Lance Degraff to cartoon bears. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Tremulistan's national animal is the Bonobo Monkey, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Fundamentalism.

Tremulistan is ranked 5,540th in the world and 52nd in the South Pacific for Largest Populations, with 18.4 billion Capita.

Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 171stMost Ignorant Citizens: 205thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 359thMost Devout: 410thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 548thLargest Mining Sector: 555thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 593rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 705thFattest Citizens: 709thLargest Insurance Industry: 736thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 846thMost Avoided: 900thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 912thMost Stationary: 1,095thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,118thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,217thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,275thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,387thHighest Economic Output: 1,578thMost Primitive: 1,625thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,668thTop
Highest Average Incomes: 2,948thLargest Populations: 5,540thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 6,946thLowest Crime Rates: 7,562ndTop
Most Influential: 9,107thLargest Retail Industry: 9,858thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 10,437thMost Conservative: 10,775thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 10,777thLargest Black Market: 11,306thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 12,021stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 13,484th
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 8th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 9th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 10th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 10th in the regionMost Devout: 12th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 12th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 12th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 17th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 17th in the regionMost Avoided: 19th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 20th in the regionFattest Citizens: 21st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 21st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 22nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 26th in the regionMost Stationary: 27th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 27th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 29th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 34th in the regionMost Primitive: 42nd in the regionLargest Populations: 52nd in the regionTop
Highest Average Incomes: 80th in the regionLargest Black Market: 154th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 214th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 250th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 273rd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 326th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 362nd in the regionTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 398th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 427th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 459th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 533rd in the regionMost Influential: 555th in the regionMost Conservative: 567th in the regionRudest Citizens: 600th in the regionLargest Governments: 652nd in the region

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