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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 174th Most Ignorant Citizens: 205th Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 366th
The Desert Hellhole of
Corporate Police State
Faith sets you free
Colonel Lance Degraff
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Tremulistan

Population18.107 billion

CapitalTremulehr
LeaderColonel Lance Degraff
FaithFundamentalism

CurrencyNob
AnimalBonobo Monkey

The Desert Hellhole of Tremulistan is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Colonel Lance Degraff with an iron fist, and notable for its frequent executions, complete lack of public education, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 18.107 billion Tremulistanians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tremulehr. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Tremulistanian economy, worth a remarkable 4,392 trillion Nobs a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an amazing 242,604 Nobs, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,077,229 per year while the poor average 34,063, a ratio of 31.6 to 1.

Coffee-addicted citizens look forward to baristas getting their name wrong at local coffee shops, Colonel Lance Degraff often plays real life games of Tower Defense against hordes of angry villagers, 9 out of 10 consumers think that vitamins can cure cancer, and street preachers sell salvation with a side order of shame on every corner. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Tremulistan's national animal is the Bonobo Monkey, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Fundamentalism.

Tremulistan is ranked 424th in the world and 13th in the South Pacific for Most Devout, with 14,627.31 Prayers Per Hour.

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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 174thMost Ignorant Citizens: 205thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 366thMost Devout: 424thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 535thLargest Mining Sector: 571stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 611thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 698thFattest Citizens: 705thLargest Insurance Industry: 747thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 855thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 876thMost Avoided: 883rdMost Stationary: 1,108thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,137thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,231stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,259thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,359thMost Primitive: 1,524thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,582ndHighest Economic Output: 1,597thTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 2,911thLargest Populations: 5,627thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 6,501stLowest Crime Rates: 7,787thTop
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Most Influential: 8,838thLargest Retail Industry: 9,676thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 9,714thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 10,525thLargest Black Market: 11,133rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 11,977thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 12,994thMost Conservative: 13,767th
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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 9th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 10th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 11th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 11th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 11th in the regionMost Devout: 13th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 14th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 16th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 17th in the regionFattest Citizens: 20th in the regionMost Avoided: 20th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 21st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 22nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 25th in the regionMost Stationary: 27th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 27th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 28th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 29th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 32nd in the regionMost Primitive: 41st in the regionLargest Populations: 53rd in the regionTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 80th in the regionLargest Black Market: 157th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 230th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 237th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 264th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 274th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 310th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 384th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 399th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 411th in the regionMost Influential: 516th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 520th in the regionLargest Governments: 678th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Tremulistan was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
  • : Tremulistan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates.
  • : Tremulistan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extreme.
  • : Tremulistan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extreme.
  • : Tremulistan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates.
  • : Tremulistan was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
  • : Following new legislation in Tremulistan, street preachers sell salvation with a side order of shame on every corner.
  • : Following new legislation in Tremulistan, 9 out of 10 consumers think that vitamins can cure cancer.
  • : Following new legislation in Tremulistan, Colonel Lance Degraff often plays real life games of Tower Defense against hordes of angry villagers.
  • : Following new legislation in Tremulistan, coffee-addicted citizens look forward to baristas getting their name wrong at local coffee shops.

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