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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 173rd Most Ignorant Citizens: 222nd Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 365th
The Desert Hellhole of
Corporate Police State
Faith sets you free
Colonel Lance Degraff
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Population19.346 billion

LeaderColonel Lance Degraff

AnimalBonobo Monkey

The Desert Hellhole of Tremulistan is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Colonel Lance Degraff with an iron fist, and notable for its triple-decker prams, infamous sell-swords, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 19.346 billion Tremulistanians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tremulehr. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Tremulistanian economy, worth a remarkable 4,713 trillion Nobs a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an amazing 243,648 Nobs, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 978,003 per year while the poor average 40,675, a ratio of 24.0 to 1.

Popular political cartoonists are thrown in jail for inciting dissent, fireworks and other big bangs are forbidden during the newest public holiday, autopsies often involve only cursory examination, and missionaries learn the hard way that their piercing spiritual insights are no match for arrows. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Tremulistan's national animal is the Bonobo Monkey, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Fundamentalism.

Tremulistan is ranked 19,255th in the world and 433rd in the South Pacific for Most Advanced Defense Forces, scoring 5,831.01 on the Total War Preparedness Rating.

Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 173rdMost Ignorant Citizens: 222ndLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 365thMost Devout: 409thLargest Mining Sector: 541stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 545thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 562ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 678thLargest Insurance Industry: 686thFattest Citizens: 716thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 797thMost Avoided: 878thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 963rdMost Stationary: 1,048thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,068thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,180thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,400thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,448thHighest Economic Output: 1,564thMost Primitive: 1,729thTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,868thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,956thHighest Average Incomes: 3,040thMost Influential: 4,337thLargest Populations: 5,449thLargest Black Market: 6,354thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 6,706thLowest Crime Rates: 7,727thTop
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 9,892ndLargest Retail Industry: 11,400thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 12,059thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 12,906thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 15,555th
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 7th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 9th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 10th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 10th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 11th in the regionMost Devout: 12th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 17th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 18th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 19th in the regionMost Avoided: 20th in the regionFattest Citizens: 21st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 21st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 22nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 22nd in the regionMost Stationary: 26th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 33rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 34th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 38th in the regionMost Primitive: 40th in the regionLargest Populations: 50th in the regionTop
Highest Average Incomes: 81st in the regionLargest Black Market: 91st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 212th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 243rd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 301st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 329th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 353rd in the regionTop
Most Influential: 414th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 433rd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 445th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 466th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 475th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 552nd in the regionLargest Governments: 636th in the region

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