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Most Armed: 8thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 8thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 8th
The Insatiable Economic Hitmen of
Capitalist Paradise
To Shape the World is to be Immortal
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Population40.684 billion

CapitalThe Bunker
LeaderKhushal Khan

AnimalPeregrine Falcon

The Insatiable Economic Hitmen of Tremalkier is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Khushal Khan with an even hand, and notable for its smutty television, frequent executions, and digital currency. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 40.684 billion Tremalkians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Industry, with Environment and Social Policy not funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Bunker. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Tremalkierian economy, worth an astonishing 32,364 trillion Crowns a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Gambling, and Uranium Mining. Average income is a breathtaking 795,505 Crowns, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 7,421,079 per year while the poor average 7,537, a ratio of 984 to 1.

Homeless people are periodically found dead upon altars to assorted deities, a National Academy regulates grammar and usage, jaywalkers are condemned to lives of poverty for their heinous crimes, and citizens who leave the country are officially classed as traitors. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Tremalkier's national animal is the Peregrine Falcon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is La´citÚ.

Tremalkier is ranked 114th in the world and 1st in Wysteria for Rudest Citizens, with 828.19 insults per minute.

Most Armed: 8thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 8thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 8thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 13thMost Avoided: 14thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 14thLargest Gambling Industry: 18thHighest Disposable Incomes: 20thHighest Crime Rates: 21stHighest Economic Output: 23rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 25thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 37thFattest Citizens: 40thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 44thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 45thHighest Average Incomes: 47thLargest Mining Sector: 47thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 49thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 49thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 50thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 57thLargest Insurance Industry: 62ndLargest Populations: 111thRudest Citizens: 114thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 115thMost Scientifically Advanced: 127thLargest Agricultural Sector: 154thMost Efficient Economies: 168thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 207thMost Stationary: 211thSmartest Citizens: 503rdLargest Retail Industry: 515thLargest Publishing Industry: 600thMost Rebellious Youth: 712thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 966thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,048thTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 2,539thLargest Black Market: 5,661stMost Cultured: 7,639thMost Influential: 8,129thMost Secular: 10,987thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 11,394thTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 18,431stMost Pro-Market: 18,453rd
Largest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 2nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3rd in the regionMost Stationary: 3rd in the regionTop
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 4th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 4th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 4th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 5th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 5th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 6th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 6th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 6th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 6th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 6th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 7th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 7th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 7th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 7th in the region

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