by Max Barry

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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 6th Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 7th Rudest Citizens: 8th
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The Insatiable Economic Hitmen of Tremalkier is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Khushal Khan with an even hand, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, free-roaming dinosaurs, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 30.814 billion Tremalkians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Industry, with Environment and Social Policy not funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Bunker. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Tremalkierian economy, worth an astonishing 24,209 trillion Crowns a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Gambling, and Uranium Mining. Average income is a breathtaking 785,669 Crowns, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 4,583,831 per year while the poor average 63,409, a ratio of 72.3 to 1.

Euthanasia is legal, the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit, high school principals regularly send armed truancy patrols to drag problem students to school, and vile black smog from coal power plants has enveloped several major urban centres. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Tremalkier's national animal is the Peregrine Falcon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is La´citÚ.

Tremalkier is ranked 2,213th in the world and 12th in Wysteria for Largest Black Market, with 242 trillion Standard Monetary Units.

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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 6thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 7thRudest Citizens: 8thMost Armed: 9thLargest Gambling Industry: 11thHighest Crime Rates: 14thFattest Citizens: 16thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 17thHighest Economic Output: 20thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 21stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 22ndMost Avoided: 23rdHighest Average Incomes: 25thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 31stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 34thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 37thLargest Retail Industry: 39thLargest Mining Sector: 39thMost Scientifically Advanced: 40thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 46thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 51stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 56thLargest Insurance Industry: 61stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 117thLargest Populations: 155thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 161stSmartest Citizens: 170thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 201stLargest Information Technology Sector: 232ndMost Stationary: 259thLargest Agricultural Sector: 285thLargest Publishing Industry: 493rdMost Rebellious Youth: 814thMost Secular: 1,084thMost Efficient Economies: 1,328thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,500thTop
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Largest Black Market: 2,213thMost Influential: 5,306thMost Pro-Market: 7,070thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 7,086thMost Cultured: 7,200thTop
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Nudest: 10,225thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 15,065th
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Most Armed: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionTop
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Largest Gambling Industry: 2nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 5th in the regionMost Stationary: 5th in the regionTop
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Largest Mining Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 6th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 7th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 7th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 7th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 8th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 8th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 8th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 9th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 9th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 9th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 9th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 9th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 9th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 10th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 10th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 10th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 10th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Tremalkier was ravaged by a Zombie Horde from The Godless Mercantile Nexus of Isla Vista, infecting 1 million survivors.
  • : Tremalkier was ravaged by a Zombie Horde from The Godless Mercantile Nexus of Isla Vista, infecting 1 million survivors.
  • : Tremalkier was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments.
  • : Tremalkier was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Nudest and the Top 10% for Most Extensive Civil Rights.
  • : Following new legislation in Tremalkier, vile black smog from coal power plants has enveloped several major urban centres.
  • : Following new legislation in Tremalkier, high school principals regularly send armed truancy patrols to drag problem students to school.
  • : Following new legislation in Tremalkier, the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit.
  • : Following new legislation in Tremalkier, euthanasia is legal.
  • : Following new legislation in Tremalkier, there have been sightings of people walking around dressed in nothing but leopard-skin g-strings for 'religious reasons'.
  • : Tremalkier was reclassified from "Capitalist Paradise" to "Capitalizt".

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