The Insatiable Economic Hitmen of Tremalkier is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Khushal Khan with an even hand, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, keen interest in outer space, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 31.365 billion Tremalkians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Industry, with Environment and Social Policy not funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Bunker. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Tremalkierian economy, worth an astonishing 24,642 trillion Crowns a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Gambling, and Uranium Mining. Average income is a breathtaking 785,669 Crowns, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 4,583,831 per year while the poor average 63,409, a ratio of 72.3 to 1.

Euthanasia is legal, the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit, high school principals regularly send armed truancy patrols to drag problem students to school, and vile black smog from coal power plants has enveloped several major urban centres. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Tremalkier's national animal is the Peregrine Falcon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Laïcité.

Tremalkier is ranked 16^th in the world and 1^st in Wysteria for Highest Crime Rates, with 285.57 Crimes Per Hour.