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Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 8thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 8thMost Armed: 10th
The Insatiable Economic Hitmen of
Capitalizt
To Shape the World is to be Immortal
Influence
Apprentice
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Average

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Tremalkier is researching a cure.

People:297,220,441
Zombies:29,646,266,675
Dead:8,587,031,973
Survival Rate:0.77%

Tremalkier

Population38.53 billion

CapitalThe Bunker
LeaderKhushal Khan
FaithLa´citÚ

CurrencyCrown
AnimalPeregrine Falcon

The Insatiable Economic Hitmen of Tremalkier is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Khushal Khan with an even hand, and renowned for its smutty television, free-roaming dinosaurs, and vat-grown people. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 29.943 billion Tremalkians, 29.646 billion of whom are zombies, enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Industry, with Environment and Social Policy not funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Bunker. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Tremalkierian economy, worth an astonishing 30,650 trillion Crowns a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Gambling, and Uranium Mining. Average income is a breathtaking 795,507 Crowns, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 7,421,096 per year while the poor average 7,537, a ratio of 984 to 1.

Homeless people are periodically found dead upon altars to assorted deities, a National Academy regulates grammar and usage, jaywalkers are condemned to lives of poverty for their heinous crimes, and citizens who leave the country are officially classed as traitors. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Tremalkier's national animal is the Peregrine Falcon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is La´citÚ.

Tremalkier is ranked 37th in the world and 9th in Wysteria for Most Avoided, scoring 6,088.26 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

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Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 8thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 8thMost Armed: 10thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 11thHighest Crime Rates: 16thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 16thHighest Disposable Incomes: 18thHighest Economic Output: 21stLargest Gambling Industry: 22ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 22ndFattest Citizens: 34thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 36thMost Avoided: 37thHighest Average Incomes: 37thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 39thLargest Mining Sector: 42ndLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 44thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 51stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 51stGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 53rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 56thLargest Insurance Industry: 64thRudest Citizens: 89thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 95thMost Scientifically Advanced: 102ndLargest Populations: 115thLargest Agricultural Sector: 135thMost Efficient Economies: 140thMost Zombies: 168thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 198thMost Stationary: 219thLargest Retail Industry: 395thSmartest Citizens: 456thLargest Publishing Industry: 591stMost Rebellious Youth: 732ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 769thMost Dead: 904thLargest Information Technology Sector: 909thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,150thTop
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Largest Black Market: 5,399thMost Cultured: 7,416thMost Influential: 8,160thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 10,905thMost Secular: 11,008thTop
10%
Most Pro-Market: 16,267thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 18,397thMost Survivors: 19,564th
Top
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Rudest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 2nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3rd in the regionMost Stationary: 3rd in the regionTop
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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 4th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 4th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 4th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 5th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 5th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 6th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 6th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 6th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 7th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 7th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 7th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 7th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 7th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Tremalkier was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Zombies and the Top 10% for Most Dead.
  • : Tremalkier was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Secular.
  • : Tremalkier was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments.
  • : Tremalkier was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Tremalkier was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Trout Fishing Sector.
  • : Tremalkier was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments, the Top 5% for Most Secular, and the Top 10% for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Tremalkier was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extensive Civil Rights.
  • : Tremalkier was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Tremalkier was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides and the Top 10% for Largest Trout Fishing Sector.
  • : Tremalkier was struck by a Mk III (Purifier) Cure Missile from The Huddled Terrified Masses of Keyser Soze, curing 1 million infected.

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