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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 6th Rudest Citizens: 7th Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 8th
The Insatiable Economic Hitmen of
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The Insatiable Economic Hitmen of Tremalkier is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Khushal Khan with an even hand, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, keen interest in outer space, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 31.365 billion Tremalkians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Industry, with Environment and Social Policy not funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Bunker. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Tremalkierian economy, worth an astonishing 24,642 trillion Crowns a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Gambling, and Uranium Mining. Average income is a breathtaking 785,669 Crowns, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 4,583,831 per year while the poor average 63,409, a ratio of 72.3 to 1.

Euthanasia is legal, the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit, high school principals regularly send armed truancy patrols to drag problem students to school, and vile black smog from coal power plants has enveloped several major urban centres. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Tremalkier's national animal is the Peregrine Falcon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is La´citÚ.

Tremalkier is ranked 16th in the world and 1st in Wysteria for Highest Crime Rates, with 285.57 Crimes Per Hour.

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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 6thRudest Citizens: 7thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 8thMost Armed: 9thLargest Gambling Industry: 11thHighest Crime Rates: 16thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 16thFattest Citizens: 19thHighest Economic Output: 20thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 23rdMost Avoided: 24thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 25thHighest Average Incomes: 25thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 34thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 36thLargest Mining Sector: 40thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 41stMost Scientifically Advanced: 43rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 44thLargest Retail Industry: 49thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 53rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 54thLargest Insurance Industry: 67thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 114thLargest Populations: 147thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 169thSmartest Citizens: 183rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 213thMost Stationary: 259thLargest Information Technology Sector: 290thLargest Agricultural Sector: 294thLargest Publishing Industry: 507thMost Rebellious Youth: 787thMost Secular: 1,241stMost Efficient Economies: 1,305thTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 1,519thLargest Black Market: 2,213thMost Influential: 5,174thMost Pro-Market: 6,158thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 6,203rdMost Cultured: 7,098thTop
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Nudest: 8,399thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 13,217th
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Rudest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 3rd in the regionFattest Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4th in the regionTop
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Most Stationary: 5th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 5th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 7th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 7th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 7th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 8th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 8th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 8th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 8th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 8th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 9th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 9th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 9th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 9th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Tremalkier was ravaged by a Zombie Horde from The Godless Mercantile Nexus of Isla Vista, infecting 1 million survivors.
  • : Tremalkier was ravaged by a Zombie Horde from The Godless Mercantile Nexus of Isla Vista, infecting 1 million survivors.
  • : Tremalkier was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments.
  • : Tremalkier was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Nudest and the Top 10% for Most Extensive Civil Rights.
  • : Following new legislation in Tremalkier, vile black smog from coal power plants has enveloped several major urban centres.
  • : Following new legislation in Tremalkier, high school principals regularly send armed truancy patrols to drag problem students to school.
  • : Following new legislation in Tremalkier, the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit.
  • : Following new legislation in Tremalkier, euthanasia is legal.
  • : Following new legislation in Tremalkier, there have been sightings of people walking around dressed in nothing but leopard-skin g-strings for 'religious reasons'.
  • : Tremalkier was reclassified from "Capitalist Paradise" to "Capitalizt".

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