The Republic of Trees In The Wind is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its strictly enforced bedtime, infamous sell-swords, and avant-garde cinema. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 5.88 billion Trees In The Windians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 26.7%.

The all-consuming Trees In The Windian economy, worth 546 trillion rupees a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Basket Weaving, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 92,885 rupees, with the richest citizens earning 8.4 times as much as the poorest.

Family trees become bare as entire branches are lopped off, Trees In The Wind is renowned for its lax gun laws, no-one can foil the ambitions of Big Aluminium, and the most popular stadium acts are one-off performances. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Trees In The Wind's national animal is the cobra, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Trees In The Wind is ranked 72,481^st in the world and 356^th in Stereo Hearts for Lowest Crime Rates, with 69.7 law-abiding acts per hour.