Population | 7.479 billion |
Capital | Yggdrasil |
Leader | Ringa Beetles |
Faith | Athyism |
Currency | Golden Yggdrasil Leaf |
Animal | Leprechaun |
The Pizza Loving Lucky Colony of Treasure beetles is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Ringa Beetles with a fair hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, prohibition of alcohol, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 7.479 billion Beetles love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.
The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yggdrasil. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Tryasurian economy, worth a remarkable 1,947 trillion Golden Yggdrasil Leaves a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Pizza Delivery. Average income is an amazing 260,448 Golden Yggdrasil Leaves, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Military strategists are questioning the wisdom of subsidizing the economies of sworn enemies, the delay between passed legislation and real world implementation is often a decade or longer, increasing inclusiveness is a sign of the times, and village elders are often called in to interpret voting outcomes in Parliament. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Treasure beetles's national animal is the Leprechaun, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Athyism.
Treasure beetles is ranked 1,012th in the world and 101st in World of Beetles for Lowest Crime Rates, with 170.7 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Treasure beetles, village elders are often called in to interpret voting outcomes in Parliament.
- : Following new legislation in Treasure beetles, increasing inclusiveness is a sign of the times.
- : Following new legislation in Treasure beetles, the delay between passed legislation and real world implementation is often a decade or longer.
- : Following new legislation in Treasure beetles, military strategists are questioning the wisdom of subsidizing the economies of sworn enemies.
- : Following new legislation in Treasure beetles, illegal hunting is rife after veganism was recently made compulsory.
- : Following new legislation in Treasure beetles, prisoners regularly escape detention posing as scarecrows.
- : Following new legislation in Treasure beetles, one does not simply walk into the tundra.
- : Following new legislation in Treasure beetles, five-year-olds who refuse to line up on command get gold stars.
- : Following new legislation in Treasure beetles, Beetles teach life's not worth a damn 'til you can shout out 'I am what I am'.
- : Following new legislation in Treasure beetles, nobody thinks that the Godfather was bettered by Part 2.