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Most Devout: 2,066thMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,263rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,976th
The Devout Great Dystopia of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Everyone for the state, and the state for everyone.
Influence
Sprat
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Traxitaula

Population5.459 billion

CapitalKorriam
LeaderGreat Leader Markus Dage Kendral
FaithVioletism and Kraxxism

CurrencySmiths
Animalparrot

The Devout Great Dystopia of Traxitaula is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Great Leader Markus Dage Kendral with an iron fist, and notable for its teetotalling pirates, ritual sacrifices, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 5.459 billion Traxitaulans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Korriam. The average income tax rate is 95.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Traxitaulan economy, worth 763 trillion Smiths a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 139,873 Smiths, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

The number of students attending university has reached a record high, breast milk is being redistributed from each according to their ability to each according to their need, local executives are seen on the corner with cardboard signs reading "will oppress the masses for food", and private pharmacies close down as medicinal drugs are given away freely by the government. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Traxitaula's national animal is the parrot, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Violetism and Kraxxism.

Traxitaula is ranked 7,908th in the world and 24th in Confederation of Corrupt Dictators for Best Weather, with 233 Meters Of Sunlight.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 2,263rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,976thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,139thLowest Crime Rates: 5,151stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,532ndLargest Governments: 6,573rdMost Beautiful Environments: 7,277thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,296thBest Weather: 7,908thMost Cultured: 8,095thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 8,586thMost Advanced Public Education: 9,581stMost Developed: 9,590thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10,525thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10,921stTop
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Longest Average Lifespans: 11,507thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 11,909thMost Advanced Public Transport: 12,075thMost Corrupt Governments: 12,599thMost Subsidized Industry: 12,871stMost Efficient Economies: 13,055thMost Cheerful Citizens: 13,083rdHighest Poor Incomes: 13,276thLargest Agricultural Sector: 13,542ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 13,691stHealthiest Citizens: 14,626thHighest Average Incomes: 16,275thMost Scientifically Advanced: 17,977thSmartest Citizens: 19,102ndMost Inclusive: 20,323rd
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 10th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 11th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 12th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 17th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 18th in the regionTop
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Most Devout: 19th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 21st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 22nd in the regionMost Cultured: 23rd in the regionBest Weather: 24th in the regionMost Inclusive: 27th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 36th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 36th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Traxitaula lodged a message on the Confederation of Corrupt Dictators Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Traxitaula, private pharmacies close down as medicinal drugs are given away freely by the government.
  • : Traxitaula lodged a message on the Confederation of Corrupt Dictators Regional Message Board.
  • : Traxitaula lodged a message on the Confederation of Corrupt Dictators Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Traxitaula, local executives are seen on the corner with cardboard signs reading "will oppress the masses for food".
  • : Following new legislation in Traxitaula, breast milk is being redistributed from each according to their ability to each according to their need.
  • : Following new legislation in Traxitaula, the number of students attending university has reached a record high.
  • : Following new legislation in Traxitaula, the Great Pyramid of Korriam can be seen from miles away.
  • : Following new legislation in Traxitaula, history textbook pages are used as impromptu tissues by distraught students.
  • : Following new legislation in Traxitaula, Jennifer Government is a bestseller.

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