The Holy Wolves of Traw is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Lambik with a fair hand, and renowned for its burgeoning tiger population. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 24.745 billion Trawians enjoy frequent elections, which are uniformly corrupted by big-spending corporations buying politicians who best suit their interests.

The relatively small, moralistic, pro-business government prioritizes Industry, although Education and Spirituality are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tralala. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 10.3%.

The powerhouse Trawian economy, worth a remarkable 1,029 trillion Tras a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Woodchip Exports, and Information Technology. Average income is 41,623 Tras, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 138,538 per year while the poor average 9,318, a ratio of 14.9 to 1.

Only the rich can afford the latest medical innovations, Beerism has been named as Traw's national religion, Lambik has just been declared ruler of Traw in an international press conference, and Traw has designated Tralala as its capital city. Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Traw's national animal is the tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Beerism.

Traw is ranked 256,587^th in the world and 1^st in The Confederacy of Dunces for Lowest Crime Rates, with 48.41 law-abiding acts per hour.