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Largest Gambling Industry: 93rd Rudest Citizens: 204th Largest Retail Industry: 210th
The Council of
Capitalizt
It's Always About The ch-ch-ching ch-ching
Cappo Di Tutti Capi Aldo Trapani
Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Good

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

Trapani Family

Population8.362 billion

CapitalNew York
LeaderCappo Di Tutti Capi Aldo Trapani
FaithCapitalism

CurrencyCorleone
AnimalWhite Lion

The Council of Trapani Family is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Cappo Di Tutti Capi Aldo Trapani with an even hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, ubiquitous missile silos, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 8.362 billion Subjects enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Industry, although Defense is also considered important, while Welfare and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New York. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Trapani Familyian economy, worth a remarkable 2,752 trillion Corleones a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Retail, Soda Sales, and Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 329,130 Corleones, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,942,840 per year while the poor average 25,835, a ratio of 75.2 to 1.

The country is littered with broken homes, Trapani Familyian-made cars tend to catch fire in people's driveways, the police are destroying all photographic evidence of their own existence, and returning tourists and businessmen are detained without trial if they belong to the "wrong" religion. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Trapani Family's national animal is the White Lion, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Capitalism.

Trapani Family is ranked 160,861st in the world and 5,301st in Osiris for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring -49.7 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

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Largest Gambling Industry: 93rdRudest Citizens: 204thLargest Retail Industry: 210thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 216thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 217thHighest Crime Rates: 238thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 239thFattest Citizens: 248thMost Armed: 249thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 265thMost Avoided: 329thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 339thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 345thHighest Disposable Incomes: 450thLargest Insurance Industry: 592ndMost Corrupt Governments: 602ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 808thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 829thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 914thHighest Average Incomes: 1,127thTop
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Largest Mining Sector: 1,633rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,640thMost Rebellious Youth: 2,939thHighest Economic Output: 3,716thMost Efficient Economies: 3,946thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,856thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5,338thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 6,198thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 7,364thHighest Drug Use: 7,380thLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,475thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 7,916thMost Pro-Market: 8,008thMost Ignorant Citizens: 8,021stTop
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Largest Black Market: 10,982ndLargest Publishing Industry: 12,037thLargest Agricultural Sector: 13,145thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 15,639th
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Largest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 4th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4th in the regionMost Armed: 4th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 5th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 6th in the regionFattest Citizens: 6th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 7th in the regionMost Avoided: 9th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 11th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 12th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 13th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 25th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 33rd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 34th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 40th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 41st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 42nd in the regionTop
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Largest Mining Sector: 84th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 86th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 104th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 116th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 126th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 133rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 142nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 199th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 222nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 226th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 244th in the regionTop
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Most Ignorant Citizens: 309th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 331st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 367th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 489th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Trapani Family was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Pro-Market.
  • : Following new legislation in Trapani Family, returning tourists and businessmen are detained without trial if they belong to the "wrong" religion.
  • : Following new legislation in Trapani Family, the police are destroying all photographic evidence of their own existence.
  • : Following new legislation in Trapani Family, Trapani Familyian-made cars tend to catch fire in people's driveways.
  • : Following new legislation in Trapani Family, the country is littered with broken homes.
  • : Following new legislation in Trapani Family, the entire retail industry has been replaced by online delivery services.
  • : Following new legislation in Trapani Family, the military will start wars with other nations on a lark.
  • : Following new legislation in Trapani Family, Trapani Familyian watches list strained wrists as a common side effect.
  • : Following new legislation in Trapani Family, ethnic minorities are often refused admission to some of the nation's best schools.
  • : Following new legislation in Trapani Family, the nation's new Mylab space station is notorious for being the loneliest place above the planet.

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