by Max Barry

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Most Compassionate Citizens: 1,519th Largest Welfare Programs: 1,545th Nicest Citizens: 1,660th
The Spooky Scary Skeletons of
Left-wing Utopia
Spooks and Ghouls of all countries, unite!
Premier Selene
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population2.165 billion

CapitalUnholy Cathedral
LeaderPremier Selene

CurrencyTarot Reading

The Spooky Scary Skeletons of Transy1vania is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Premier Selene with a fair hand, and remarkable for its state-planned economy, absence of drug laws, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 2.165 billion Vampires are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Welfare, Environment, and Administration are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Unholy Cathedral. The average income tax rate is 96.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Transy1vanian economy, worth 328 trillion Tarot Readings a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 151,956 Tarot Readings, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Artists from across the nation compete to renovate the restrooms of old government buildings, consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed, shady doctors seem to have impeccable records, and the song 'They Got an Awful Lot of Coffee in Transy1vania' is a smash hit. Crime is totally unknown. Transy1vania's national animal is the Bat, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Witchcraft.

Transy1vania is ranked 3,584th in the world and 71st in The Communist Bloc for Longest Average Lifespans, with 91.16 Years.

Most Compassionate Citizens: 1,519thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,545thNicest Citizens: 1,660thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,916thMost Pacifist: 1,928thMost Inclusive: 1,954thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,023rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,381stMost Advanced Public Education: 2,634thMost Developed: 3,235thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,245thMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,324thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,428thMost Influential: 3,529thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,554thLongest Average Lifespans: 3,584thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,649thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,904thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,015thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,051stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,053rdSafest: 4,106thSmartest Citizens: 4,611thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,680thLargest Governments: 5,084thMost Cultured: 5,157thBest Weather: 5,234thHighest Drug Use: 5,455thMost Rebellious Youth: 5,528thMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,000thMost Secular: 7,093rdHealthiest Citizens: 7,341stNudest: 7,454thTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 8,494thMost Advanced Public Transport: 8,561stMost Efficient Economies: 10,227thMost Income Equality: 10,283rdHighest Average Incomes: 11,886thLargest Publishing Industry: 12,581stMost Extensive Civil Rights: 13,063rd
Highest Drug Use: 10th in the regionTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 39th in the regionNudest: 40th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 42nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 43rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 43rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 45th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 46th in the regionMost Pacifist: 47th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 47th in the regionMost Inclusive: 55th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 58th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 59th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 62nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 64th in the regionMost Influential: 64th in the regionMost Cultured: 66th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 71st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 74th in the regionMost Developed: 76th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 76th in the region

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