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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 5,024thMost Influential: 6,923rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 8,548th
The Holy Red Symbiote of
Father Knows Best State
The Twin Pillars hold us up.
Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

Overview Factbook Dispatches Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

Transnista

Population885 million

CapitalChisinau

CurrencyGold Candy Cane
AnimalCow

The Holy Red Symbiote of Transnista is a huge, socially progressive nation, notable for its teetotalling pirates, ubiquitous missile silos, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 885 million Transnistans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chisinau. The average income tax rate is 66.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Transnistan economy, worth 105 trillion Gold Candy Canes a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 118,981 Gold Candy Canes, with the richest citizens earning 5.0 times as much as the poorest.

The government is hoping that medical aid will speak louder than human rights abuses, things are looking up for patients accidentally prescribed erectile dysfunction medication, religious organizations are being forced to leave the country or pay income taxes like everybody else, and people on the brink of death are put through unwanted and stressful procedures. Crime is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Transnista's national animal is the Cow, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Transnista is ranked 157,138th in the world and 422nd in Confederation of Corrupt Dictators for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -6.57 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

Top
5%
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 5,024thMost Influential: 6,923rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 8,548thMost Subsidized Industry: 8,671stTop
10%
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 9,950thMost Inclusive: 11,337thMost Cheerful Citizens: 12,568thLargest Black Market: 13,617thMost Rebellious Youth: 13,830thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 13,839thMost Corrupt Governments: 14,217thLargest Information Technology Sector: 14,460thMost Efficient Economies: 15,729thMost Advanced Public Education: 17,212thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 17,564th
Top
5%
Most Rebellious Youth: 10th in the regionMost Inclusive: 12th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 15th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 16th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 22nd in the regionTop
10%
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 34th in the regionNudest: 43rd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 46th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Transnista resigned from the World Assembly.
  • : Transnista was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Unexpected Death Rate and the Top 10% for Largest Manufacturing Sector and Most Armed.
  • : Transnista lost the endorsement of The Social Federation of Exile Government of the RDFR.
  • : Following new legislation in Transnista, people on the brink of death are put through unwanted and stressful procedures.
  • : Transnista was reclassified from "Libertarian Police State" to "Father Knows Best State".
  • : Following new legislation in Transnista, religious organizations are being forced to leave the country or pay income taxes like everybody else.
  • : Following new legislation in Transnista, things are looking up for patients accidentally prescribed erectile dysfunction medication.
  • : Following new legislation in Transnista, the government is hoping that medical aid will speak louder than human rights abuses.
  • : Transnista was endorsed by The Social Federation of Exile Government of the RDFR.
  • : Following new legislation in Transnista, jail house rock has been replaced with jail house golden oldies.

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