The Cloud of Transhumanstan is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Superintelligent AI with a fair hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, soft-spoken computers, and otherworldly petting zoo. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 27.892 billion Transhumans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The tiny, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Administration and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Central Processing. The average income tax rate is 36.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Transhuman economy, worth an astonishing 15,386 trillion Credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is a breathtaking 551,638 Credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

Hordes of unemployed lumberjacks have resorted to cutting down utility poles to satisfy their cravings, citizens know never to accept cookies from strangers, lavish state dinners in Central Processing are the state's leading budgetary expenditure, and Maxtopian villagers starve by the time Transhuman officials even file the appropriate paperwork needed to help them. Crime is totally unknown. Transhumanstan's national animal is the Drone, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Transhumanism.

Transhumanstan is ranked 295,623^rd in the world and 9^th in Pontbridge Islands for Most Primitive, scoring -2279.36 on the Scary Big Number Scale.