The United Socialist States of Transcommunist Republics is a massive, genial nation, renowned for its state-planned economy, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.091 billion Transcommunist Republicsians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 95.1%.

The powerhouse Transcommunist Republicsian economy, worth 277 trillion Transcoins a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Information Technology industry. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is 89,776 Transcoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Elementary school students are required to master Bach's Chaconne in D before graduation, you're only as old as you feel, many marriages go virtually unconsummated, and the recital of citations that follows any political speech can be longer than the speech itself. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Transcommunist Republics's national animal is the Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Transcommunist Republics is ranked 3,042^nd in the world and 44^th in The Leftist Assembly for Least Corrupt Governments, with 95.76 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.