The Epic Collection of Trading Cards is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by The Trading Card Collector with an even hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, free-roaming dinosaurs, and unlimited-speed roads. The compassionate, hard-working population of 12.997 billion Trading Cardsians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Trading Cards Store. The average income tax rate is 14.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Trading Cardsian economy, worth a remarkable 1,774 trillion trading cards a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Soda Sales, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 136,504 trading cards, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Trading Cardsian tourists are banned from many nations due to their tendency to randomly explode, corporations donate huge sums of money to favored politicians, nude art is becoming wildly popular, and the new foreign policy is "why bother invading neighbours when they can be bought wholesale?". Crime is almost non-existent. Trading Cards's national animal is the golden eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Trading Cards.

Trading Cards is ranked 250,793^rd in the world and 3^rd in Trading Cards for Most Avoided, scoring 1.03 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.