by Max Barry

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 7,510thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 10,663rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 14,234th
The Nomadic Peoples of
Father Knows Best State
Cards look nice
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Trade Farmers

Population7.059 billion

Animalcard farmer

The Nomadic Peoples of Trade Farmers is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its pith helmet sales, ritual sacrifices, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working, cynical population of 7.059 billion farmers are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 62.7%.

The frighteningly efficient a farmer economy, worth 884 trillion Cards a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 125,362 Cards, with the richest citizens earning 6.0 times as much as the poorest.

Heavily-laden pregnant women are told they can manage, pharmaceutical companies emphatically promise that "your pills are in the mail" rather than admit any supply shortfall, the dish 'poisson avec poison' is only available on the black market, and Scoutmasters debate whether luxury log cabins defeat the purpose of camping. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Trade Farmers's national animal is the card farmer, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Trade Farmers is ranked 291,237th in the world and 52nd in Trade Market for Most Avoided, scoring 0.9 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 7,510thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 10,663rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 14,234thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 14,473rdTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 16,762ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 17,228thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 19,925thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 20,617thMost Scientifically Advanced: 21,065thLargest Information Technology Sector: 21,145thLargest Mining Sector: 25,435thMost Corrupt Governments: 25,620thMost Patriotic: 26,593rdBest Weather: 27,170thHighest Average Incomes: 27,305thHealthiest Citizens: 28,145thHighest Economic Output: 29,563rd
Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 2nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Populations: 2nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2nd in the regionMost Influential: 2nd in the regionBest Weather: 3rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 3rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 3rd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 3rd in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 4th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 4th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 4th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4th in the regionTop
Most Beautiful Environments: 5th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 6th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 7th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 9th in the region

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