The Nomadic Peoples of Trade Farmers is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its pith helmet sales, ritual sacrifices, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working, cynical population of 7.059 billion farmers are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 62.7%.

The frighteningly efficient a farmer economy, worth 884 trillion Cards a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 125,362 Cards, with the richest citizens earning 6.0 times as much as the poorest.

Heavily-laden pregnant women are told they can manage, pharmaceutical companies emphatically promise that "your pills are in the mail" rather than admit any supply shortfall, the dish 'poisson avec poison' is only available on the black market, and Scoutmasters debate whether luxury log cabins defeat the purpose of camping. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Trade Farmers's national animal is the card farmer, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Trade Farmers is ranked 291,237^th in the world and 52^nd in Trade Market for Most Avoided, scoring 0.9 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.