The Transcendent Empire of Trackleelee is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Laurose Dorsey with an even hand, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, compulsory military service, and strictly enforced bedtime. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 24.672 billion Kleeks have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kivil. The average income tax rate is 95.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Kleek economy, worth a remarkable 9,058 trillion Gils a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 367,164 Gils, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Older citizens lament over the loss of law and order, the state is footing the bill for billionaires' lawyers, the Snapgram channel "Embarrassing Baby Laurose Dorsey Pics" has made Laurose Dorsey's mom a celebrity, and patriotic citizens chant "there's only one Trackleelee" at foreigners. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Trackleelee's national animal is the Anima, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Ceromega.

Trackleelee is ranked 4,727^th in the world and 147^th in the South Pacific for Most Developed, scoring 93.94 on the Human Development Index.