The Transcendent Empire of Trackleelee is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Laurose Dorsey with an even hand, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, digital currency, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 22.533 billion Kleeks have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kivil. The average income tax rate is 94.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kleek economy, worth a remarkable 8,110 trillion Gils a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is an amazing 359,928 Gils, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Life expectancies inside correctional facilities vastly exceed the national average, lavish state dinners in Kivil are the state's leading budgetary expenditure, heterosexuality is considered positive proof of fitness to parent, and children must make a homemade spinach and ricotta rotolo by high school or be held back. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Trackleelee's national animal is the Anima, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Ceromega.

Trackleelee is ranked 110,234^th in the world and 4,057^th in the South Pacific for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 21,595.69 Standard Monetary Units.