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Largest Insurance Industry: 4,383rd Most Devout: 8,160th Largest Welfare Programs: 10,910th
The Kingdom of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Traanvaallen, wees vry, apartheid nie meer nie!
King Selbourne Von Pretoria
Influence
Dominator
Founder / Governor of the Transvaal
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Very Strong
Political Freedom
Rare

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Traansvaal

Population1.656 billion

CapitalPretoria
LeaderKing Selbourne Von Pretoria
FaithGereformeerde Katolisisme

CurrencySterling-Rand
AnimalAfrikan Lion

The Kingdom of Traansvaal is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by King Selbourne Von Pretoria with an iron fist, and renowned for its frequent executions, ban on automobiles, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 1.656 billion Traansvaalers are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pretoria. The average income tax rate is 71.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Traansvaaler economy, worth 112 trillion Sterling-Rands a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Arms Manufacturing, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 67,920 Sterling-Rands, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Ship captains always order a return to port at the slightest sign of rain, colonial citizens are forced to sing the praise of the "Great Traansvaaler Liberator", the most penniless demographics have by far the highest number of researchers per capita, and Scoutmasters debate whether luxury log cabins defeat the purpose of camping. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Traansvaal's national animal is the Afrikan Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Gereformeerde Katolisisme.

Traansvaal is ranked 28,841st in the world and 1st in The Commonwealth of South Afrika for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 867.21 on the Clooney Contribution Index.

Top
5%
Largest Insurance Industry: 4,383rdTop
10%
Most Devout: 8,160thLargest Welfare Programs: 10,910thMost Conservative: 11,593rdMost Authoritarian: 12,114thBest Weather: 12,669thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 12,916thHealthiest Citizens: 15,701st

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Traansvaal was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Devout.
  • : Traansvaal altered the regional flag of The Commonwealth of South Afrika.
  • : Following new legislation in Traansvaal, Scoutmasters debate whether luxury log cabins defeat the purpose of camping.
  • : Following new legislation in Traansvaal, the most penniless demographics have by far the highest number of researchers per capita.
  • : Following new legislation in Traansvaal, colonial citizens are forced to sing the praise of the "Great Traansvaaler Liberator".
  • : Following new legislation in Traansvaal, ship captains always order a return to port at the slightest sign of rain.
  • : Following new legislation in Traansvaal, homosexuality is a crime punishable by death.
  • : Following new legislation in Traansvaal, heretic deviants are free to practice their deviance outside of Traansvaal.
  • : Following new legislation in Traansvaal, locally produced computer games are being released faster than gamers can play them.
  • : Following new legislation in Traansvaal, lavish state dinners in Pretoria are the state's leading budgetary expenditure.

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