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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 3,820thMost Armed: 4,334thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,177th
The Matriarchy of
Mother Knows Best State
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Influence
Dominator
Founder
Region
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Thriving
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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TOXIC TOWERS

Population5.72 billion

CapitalYEET TOWN

Currencydollar
Animalphillipe

The Matriarchy of TOXIC TOWERS is a colossal, orderly nation, notable for its state-planned economy, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 5.72 billion TOXICS are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Environment are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of YEET TOWN. The average income tax rate is 77.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving TOXIC TOWERSIAN economy, worth 657 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 114,880 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Young girls often attend the same schools as their children, death row is annually emptied to feed the nation's hunger for televised murder-games, school lessons are constantly interrupted by 'teacher needs a break' time, and aides are afraid to ask if Leader wants a cup of tea or coffee. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. TOXIC TOWERS's national animal is the phillipe, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

TOXIC TOWERS is ranked 204,194th in the world and 1st in Invicta for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -7.48 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 3,820thMost Armed: 4,334thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,177thLargest Black Market: 7,990thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9,008thFattest Citizens: 11,917thTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 12,174thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 12,447thMost Corrupt Governments: 12,741stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 13,317thMost Advanced Public Transport: 13,670thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 14,492ndMost Beautiful Environments: 16,731stLargest Governments: 17,536thHighest Average Tax Rates: 17,830thHighest Poor Incomes: 18,246thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 18,739thMost Influential: 18,847thMost Scientifically Advanced: 18,911thMost Stationary: 20,484thLargest Information Technology Sector: 22,384thLowest Crime Rates: 22,585thMost Secular: 23,725th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : TOXIC TOWERS was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
  • : TOXIC TOWERS was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Secular.
  • : TOXIC TOWERS was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Authoritarian.
  • : TOXIC TOWERS was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates.
  • : TOXIC TOWERS was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Fattest Citizens.
  • : TOXIC TOWERS was reclassified from "Corrupt Dictatorship" to "Mother Knows Best State".
  • : TOXIC TOWERS's influence in Invicta rose from "Superpower" to "Dominator".
  • : TOXIC TOWERS was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates.
  • : TOXIC TOWERS was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Authoritarian.
  • : TOXIC TOWERS was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.

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