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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 584th Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 894th Most Influential: 1,011th
The Empire of
Iron Fist Consumerists
The only thing worth killing is death
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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The Empire of Tows Brorolmat is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Scorpious Filius Augustus with an iron fist, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, digital currency, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 2.204 billion Tows Brorolmatians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aeterna Flamma. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 70.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Tows Brorolmatian economy, worth 404 trillion Dharmas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Basket Weaving, and Trout Farming. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 183,320 Dharmas, with the richest citizens earning 5.9 times as much as the poorest.

Printing out government documents requires the approval of at least three admins, the Ministry of Truthiness now manages the entire media industry, loans are available for students from poor families, and those who investigate UFOs tend to wake up delirious on abandoned roads. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tows Brorolmat's national animal is the Brorolmat Dragon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Zorpiousian.

Tows Brorolmat is ranked 29,667th in the world and 823rd in The North Pacific for Most Stationary, with 377.44953620992 Days.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 584thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 894thMost Influential: 1,011thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,119thTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 2,742ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,928thLargest Black Market: 4,023rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,835thLowest Crime Rates: 5,465thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6,084thHighest Average Incomes: 6,404thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 6,809thLargest Agricultural Sector: 7,622ndMost Devout: 7,656thLargest Retail Industry: 7,906thMost Efficient Economies: 7,975thMost Cultured: 8,185thTop
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 8,442ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,499thMost Beautiful Environments: 8,702ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8,816thMost Developed: 9,842ndMost Subsidized Industry: 9,862ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 10,117thLargest Governments: 11,311thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 14,403rdLongest Average Lifespans: 14,647thMost Scientifically Advanced: 14,950thLargest Information Technology Sector: 15,726thMost Advanced Public Education: 15,849th
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 38th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 42nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 81st in the regionTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 91st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 101st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 164th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 178th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 242nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 242nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 244th in the regionMost Devout: 269th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 299th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 356th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 360th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 367th in the regionMost Cultured: 370th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 376th in the regionMost Influential: 383rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 387th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 428th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 437th in the regionTop
Largest Governments: 467th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 471st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 489th in the regionMost Developed: 531st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 643rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 710th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 714th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 760th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 766th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 770th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 776th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 790th in the regionMost Stationary: 823rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 844th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Tows Brorolmat, those who investigate UFOs tend to wake up delirious on abandoned roads.
  • : Following new legislation in Tows Brorolmat, loans are available for students from poor families.
  • : Following new legislation in Tows Brorolmat, the Ministry of Truthiness now manages the entire media industry.
  • : Tows Brorolmat was reclassified from "Father Knows Best State" to "Iron Fist Consumerists".
  • : Following new legislation in Tows Brorolmat, printing out government documents requires the approval of at least three admins.
  • : Following new legislation in Tows Brorolmat, peace talks occasionally rack up a higher body count than the wars they seek to stop.
  • : Tows Brorolmat voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Europeia".
  • : Tows Brorolmat voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Marriage Equality"".
  • : Tows Brorolmat was endorsed by The Rogue Nation of Midds Conia.
  • : Tows Brorolmat was endorsed by The Kingdom of New-El.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 151 » Notyoutopia, Sankami, Unimaginable Doom, Avalon, Yaorozu, Great Bights Mum, Sunto, Barbarossistanian South Brasilistan, American MapleStory, New Trisone, Vantaria, Meritdom, Sil Dorsett, Democratic Peoples Republic of the US, Shadowrik, Ceretis, SillyString, Republic of Dixie, Frances Francis the First of France, HMS Unicorn, Xentherida, Reannia, Tuand Seton, Arrivederci, New Lakemba, Siwale, Guslantis, Holy Oranz, Indereac Lanx, The Democratic Republic of Tomb, Hong Kong Empire, Apetopia, Bharathvarsh, Enosville, Wisconsota, Morrn, Selfgradatude, Elspeth and Samina, The Kyziban Islands, Kaschovia, Vazali, Alice Gardens, Vegetarian States, Lord Ravenclaw, Southern Stroraia, Mercy Land, Omicron Persei V111, Malta Comino Gozo, Ubervania, Ainsworth, and 101 others.Tharissus, Auburn Rovial, Pallaith, Kingdom of Space, Colony of lasting Hopes, PlanetPunk, Nord Botten, Kwaj, General COE, Vszeklina, Friently, Lupus Imperium, Lavanania, Shin-Hachioji, South Grand Mountain, Legique, Cleoskye, Diodone, ZimRobwe, Lamexanope, Coemgen, Anima Proxa, Los Nobles, Rylam, McMasterdonia, Yukti, Necromonia, Plembobria, Marsh Castle, Zemnaya Svoboda, Aldion, Fawkenia, Sheppey, Aenglaland, Pits and Perverts, Yaris, AdyLand, Beowulfe, Prevaland, The Utopian Movement, SchoolHouse Rock, Buckerino, Kelvaros Prime, Ausmercia, Stareogratia, Transhumanist Anarchical Union, Articune, I Am Bad At Naming Nations, Palisede, Clintonburge, Cuyan, Seven Hills, Ostrinios, The Iron Lions, Montroyale, Cloydicia, Bayern-Straubing, Che Sana Und, Aerilia, Moubarakistan, Universal State Formula, Coppicia, United States of Panthalassa, Amerian States, Zandir Antari, Sanjurika, Vogonlandia, The Lancerian Empire, Corfad, Tredano, Pakistan 001, Inorganic Tomb Thing, Sailence, Maestros haven, Territorio di Nessuno, Asuroka, Lionia, Panama Coalition, Celebia, Phillywob, Tel Qual, Slaughterhouse Nine, Wodan, Rockym, The Free Californian People, Forunte, Walist, Wineclaw, Thenaca, Beodarasc, Cardistria, Qyrym, Pria Xennes, Felhaven, Deropia, Yukkira, Victoriaans Nederlands, The Bastion Isles, Ribbleton, New-El, and Midds Conia.

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