by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 619th Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 760th Most Influential: 868th
The Empire of
Corrupt Dictatorship
The only thing worth killing is death
Civil Rights
Below Average
Political Freedom

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The Empire of Tows Brorolmat is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Scorpious Filius Augustus with an iron fist, and remarkable for its frequent executions, punitive income tax rates, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 2.548 billion Siths are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aeterna Flamma. The average income tax rate is 74.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Tows Brorolmatian economy, worth 450 trillion Dharmas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Trout Farming, and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 176,894 Dharmas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

The richest individuals apparently buy nothing but noodles and toilet paper, double-parking is on the rise as automobile numbers increase, commemorative mugs remembering last year's Black Friday Crockery Riots are a best seller this year, and Jennifer Government is a bestseller. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tows Brorolmat's national animal is the Brorolmat Dragon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Zorpiousian.

Tows Brorolmat is ranked 96,858th in the world and 5,477th in The North Pacific for Nudest, with 118.25 Cheeks Per Square Mile.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 619thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 760thMost Influential: 868thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,053rdTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 2,623rdLargest Black Market: 3,601stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,815thLargest Agricultural Sector: 5,321stLowest Crime Rates: 5,441stLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 6,601stHighest Average Incomes: 7,410thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7,872ndMost Efficient Economies: 8,102ndMost Beautiful Environments: 8,237thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,301stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 8,472ndMost Subsidized Industry: 8,952ndTop
Most Cultured: 9,135thLargest Retail Industry: 9,194thMost Developed: 10,181stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 11,249thLargest Governments: 11,551stHighest Poor Incomes: 11,892ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 13,135thMost Scientifically Advanced: 13,458thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 13,665thMost Advanced Public Education: 13,730thLongest Average Lifespans: 14,650thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 17,000thMost Devout: 17,554th
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 29th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 35th in the regionLargest Black Market: 83rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 87th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 130th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 219th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 228th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 267th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 289th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 291st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 349th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 355th in the regionMost Influential: 358th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 395th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 405th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 425th in the regionMost Cultured: 427th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 430th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 459th in the regionLargest Governments: 482nd in the regionTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 499th in the regionMost Developed: 566th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 586th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 624th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 638th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 655th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 666th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 672nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 674th in the regionMost Stationary: 729th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 778th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 818th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 827th in the regionMost Devout: 838th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 925th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 960th in the region

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