The Empire of Tows Brorolmat is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Scorpious Filius Augustus with an iron fist, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, digital currency, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 2.204 billion Tows Brorolmatians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aeterna Flamma. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 70.8%.
The frighteningly efficient Tows Brorolmatian economy, worth 404 trillion Dharmas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Basket Weaving, and Trout Farming. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 183,320 Dharmas, with the richest citizens earning 5.9 times as much as the poorest.
Printing out government documents requires the approval of at least three admins, the Ministry of Truthiness now manages the entire media industry, loans are available for students from poor families, and those who investigate UFOs tend to wake up delirious on abandoned roads. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tows Brorolmat's national animal is the Brorolmat Dragon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Zorpiousian.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Tows Brorolmat, those who investigate UFOs tend to wake up delirious on abandoned roads.
- : Following new legislation in Tows Brorolmat, loans are available for students from poor families.
- : Following new legislation in Tows Brorolmat, the Ministry of Truthiness now manages the entire media industry.
- : Tows Brorolmat was reclassified from "Father Knows Best State" to "Iron Fist Consumerists".
- : Following new legislation in Tows Brorolmat, printing out government documents requires the approval of at least three admins.
- : Following new legislation in Tows Brorolmat, peace talks occasionally rack up a higher body count than the wars they seek to stop.
- : Tows Brorolmat voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Europeia".
- : Tows Brorolmat voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Marriage Equality"".
- : Tows Brorolmat was endorsed by The Rogue Nation of Midds Conia.
- : Tows Brorolmat was endorsed by The Kingdom of New-El.
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