by Max Barry

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Largest Retail Industry: 226thHighest Crime Rates: 944thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,289th
The Lololol of
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Political Freedom

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Population5.121 billion



The Lololol of Townsvalley is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Idiot with an even hand, and renowned for its flagrant waste-dumping, daily referendums, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 5.121 billion Stupid degenerates enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The tiny, corrupt, liberal government prioritizes Industry, although Administration and Environment are also considered important, while Social Policy and Law & Order aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Idiotica. The average income tax rate is 4.8%.

The frighteningly efficient An Idiot economy, worth 415 trillion Hektes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Retail, Uranium Mining, and Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 81,161 Hektes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Party leaders rely on horoscopes to create "ticket balance", political scientists despair as the national mascot election eclipses all others in voter enthusiasm, humble workers tempt fate for a taste of airline caviar, and the mob vote is a crucial electoral demographic. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Townsvalley's national animal is the 67, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Townsvalley is ranked 7,788th in the world and 666th in The North Pacific for Most Valuable International Artwork, with 60.29 Bank.

Largest Retail Industry: 226thHighest Crime Rates: 944thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,289thMost Ignorant Citizens: 1,768thFattest Citizens: 1,857thMost Armed: 2,218thRudest Citizens: 2,234thTop
Most Influential: 2,754thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 3,805thMost Avoided: 4,206thMost Rebellious Youth: 4,928thMost Valuable International Artwork: 7,788thMost Devout: 9,985thHighest Disposable Incomes: 11,160thTop
Most Primitive: 13,318thMost Efficient Economies: 17,438thLargest Black Market: 19,105thMost Cultured: 20,037thLargest Mining Sector: 21,044thMost Subsidized Industry: 22,466thMost Corrupt Governments: 23,548th
Largest Retail Industry: 15th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 34th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 44th in the regionFattest Citizens: 57th in the regionMost Armed: 71st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 80th in the regionTop
Most Avoided: 134th in the regionRudest Citizens: 136th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 138th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 196th in the regionMost Devout: 417th in the regionTop
Highest Disposable Incomes: 475th in the regionMost Primitive: 522nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 666th in the regionLargest Black Market: 734th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 748th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 754th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 883rd in the regionMost Influential: 890th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 902nd in the region

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