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Largest Populations: 405th Most Income Equality: 745th Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,301st
The Tranquility of
Corrupt Dictatorship
Je Maintiendrai la République
Influence
Vassal
Region
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Toulouse-Lautrec

Population31.646 billion

CapitalMontmartre
LeaderHenri Marie Raymond
FaithAtheism

Currencyeuro
Animallion

The Tranquility of Toulouse-Lautrec is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Henri Marie Raymond with an iron fist, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, frequent executions, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, cynical population of 31.646 billion Toulouse-Lautrecians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Industry, although Healthcare and Welfare are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Montmartre. The average income tax rate is 56.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Toulouse-Lautrecian economy, worth a remarkable 1,759 trillion euros a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, highly specialized black market in Uranium Mining and Automobile Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 55,596 euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Married couples must call each other "darling" or risk a fine, the mining industry is making inroads into environmentally sensitive areas, the government awards prizes to television shows featuring stereotype-breaking minority roles, and a well-funded social safety net protects the unfortunate. Crime is totally unknown. Toulouse-Lautrec's national animal is the lion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Atheism.

Toulouse-Lautrec is ranked 162,098th in the world and 99th in Nederland for Smartest Citizens, with 1.09 Quips Per Hour.

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Largest Populations: 405thMost Income Equality: 745thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,301stTop
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Largest Mining Sector: 1,715thMost Stationary: 2,299thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,845thLargest Black Market: 3,849thHighest Economic Output: 5,750thMost Armed: 5,818thMost Ignorant Citizens: 6,506thMost Cheerful Citizens: 7,038thMost Influential: 7,274thMost Avoided: 7,944thNicest Citizens: 7,981stMost Authoritarian: 8,227thTop
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Most Compassionate Citizens: 8,702ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 10,155thLargest Welfare Programs: 11,167thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 14,204thMost Efficient Economies: 16,025th
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Most Income Equality: 2nd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 5th in the regionTop
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Largest Populations: 6th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 7th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7th in the regionMost Armed: 8th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Toulouse-Lautrec was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Compassionate Citizens.
  • : Toulouse-Lautrec was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Mining Sector.
  • : Toulouse-Lautrec was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Dead and the Top 5% for Most Zombified.
  • : Toulouse-Lautrec was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Zombies and the Top 5% for Most Survivors.
  • : Toulouse-Lautrec was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Mining Sector.
  • : Toulouse-Lautrec was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Compassionate Citizens.
  • : Toulouse-Lautrec was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Mining Sector.
  • : Toulouse-Lautrec was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Avoided.
  • : Toulouse-Lautrec was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Nicest Citizens.
  • : Toulouse-Lautrec was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Influential.

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