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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 8,191st Most Extensive Civil Rights: 12,367th Most Pro-Market: 13,261st
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Totally not Merlin 9

Population1.373 billion


The People's Republic of Totally not Merlin 9 is a massive, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 1.373 billion Totally not Merlin 9ians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.3%.

The thriving Totally not Merlin 9ian economy, worth 77.9 trillion DKPS a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Gambling, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 56,757 DKPS, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 200,905 per year while the poor average 11,577, a ratio of 17.4 to 1.

Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Totally not Merlin 9's national animal is the Spider, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Totally not Merlin 9 is ranked 121,090th in the world and 4th in Region of Misfit Leftists for Most Extensive Public Healthcare, scoring 900.28 on the Theresa-Nightingale Rating.

Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 8,191stTop
Most Extensive Civil Rights: 12,367thMost Pro-Market: 13,261stMost Primitive: 14,156thMost Politically Free: 16,200thLeast Corrupt Governments: 16,431stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 16,493rdHighest Crime Rates: 17,427thLargest Gambling Industry: 18,052nd

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