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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 7,717th Most Extensive Civil Rights: 11,203rd Most Pro-Market: 12,629th
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Totally not Merlin 9

Population857 million


The People's Republic of Totally not Merlin 9 is a huge, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 857 million Totally not Merlin 9ians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.0%.

The thriving Totally not Merlin 9ian economy, worth 48.3 trillion DKPS a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Gambling, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 56,350 DKPS, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 199,463 per year while the poor average 11,494, a ratio of 17.4 to 1.

Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Totally not Merlin 9's national animal is the Spider, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Totally not Merlin 9 is ranked 157,630th in the world and 979th in Spear Danes for Most Average, scoring 24.47 on the Average Standardized Normality Scale.

Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 7,717thTop
Most Extensive Civil Rights: 11,203rdMost Pro-Market: 12,629thMost Primitive: 14,425thHighest Crime Rates: 15,479thMost Politically Free: 15,545thLeast Corrupt Governments: 15,811thRudest Citizens: 17,432ndMost Armed: 17,645thLargest Gambling Industry: 17,698thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 18,092ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 18,234th
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 6th in the regionTop
Least Corrupt Governments: 21st in the regionMost Developed: 31st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 35th in the regionRudest Citizens: 37th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 49th in the regionMost Armed: 52nd in the regionMost Pro-Market: 53rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 57th in the regionTop
Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 58th in the regionMost Politically Free: 61st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 66th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 70th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 70th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 71st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 72nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 74th in the regionMost Primitive: 84th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 87th in the regionNudest: 95th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 102nd in the regionMost Avoided: 105th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 105th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 109th in the region

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