|Capital||Authentic Unicorn Pastures|
|Currency||Super-Legit Unicorn Horn|
|Animal||Completely Genuine Unicorn|
The Borderlands of Totally a Real Unicorn is a huge, efficient nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, irreverence towards religion, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 406 million Totally a Real Unicornians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.
The tiny, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Authentic Unicorn Pastures. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.6%.
The powerhouse Totally a Real Unicornian economy, worth 30.7 trillion Super-Legit Unicorn Horns a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Retail. Average income is 75,511 Super-Legit Unicorn Horns, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 424,514 per year while the poor average 6,637, a ratio of 64.0 to 1.
The government asks not what you can do for your country but what you can do to tidy their country homes, many parents are becoming frustrated with their children's choices in spouses, Totally a Real Unicornian politics is literally a blood sport, and citizens are regularly found digging for treasure in their gardens. Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Totally a Real Unicorn's national animal is the Completely Genuine Unicorn, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Totally a Real Unicorn's influence in Shinka rose from "Zero" to "Squire".
- : Totally a Real Unicorn was endorsed by The Free Land of Vengeance up on those who invades.
- : Totally a Real Unicorn was endorsed by The Holy Empire of Doknesia.
- : Totally a Real Unicorn was endorsed by The Unsound Methods of 3XH181T A.
- : Totally a Real Unicorn relocated from The West Pacific to Shinka.
- : Totally a Real Unicorn relocated from The North Pacific to The West Pacific.
- : Totally a Real Unicorn relocated from Middle Earth to The North Pacific.
- : Totally a Real Unicorn's influence in Middle Earth rose from "Minnow" to "Sprat".
- : Totally a Real Unicorn was endorsed by The Republic of Kwv1.
- : Totally a Real Unicorn was endorsed by The Borderlands of Boisterous Balrogs.