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Most Authoritarian: 6,040thMost Ignorant Citizens: 10,069thMost Devout: 13,154th
The Sublime Realm of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Fiat iustitia, et pereat mundus.
Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Fragile
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Totalitarian Missouri

Population1.333 billion

CapitalYoung City
LeaderSublime Empress Alison Young
FaithNihilistic Christianity

CurrencyDollar
AnimalFox

The Sublime Realm of Totalitarian Missouri is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Sublime Empress Alison Young with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, parental licensing program, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 1.333 billion Missourians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Young City. The average income tax rate is 75.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but sluggish Totalitarian Missourian economy, worth 39.1 trillion Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient black market in Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, Cheese Exports, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 29,342 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Truncheon-mounted cameras record the beating of criminals in dynamic HD detail, the standard prescription for infertility-causing conditions is "go have a baby", it's a miracle that there aren't more plane crashes, and Mona Lola's famous mysterious smile is being altered to resemble Sublime Empress Alison Young's enigmatic grin. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Totalitarian Missouri's national animal is the Fox, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Nihilistic Christianity.

Totalitarian Missouri is ranked 272,405th in the world and 38th in The Fallout Wasteland for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring -11.75 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.

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Most Authoritarian: 6,040thMost Ignorant Citizens: 10,069thMost Devout: 13,154thTop
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Most Patriotic: 19,965thHighest Average Tax Rates: 21,187thMost Corrupt Governments: 22,334thMost Conservative: 23,904thFattest Citizens: 24,513th
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Most Authoritarian: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Ignorant Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Patriotic: 2nd in the regionMost Extreme: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 3rd in the regionMost Devout: 3rd in the regionMost Conservative: 3rd in the regionMost Income Equality: 3rd in the regionFattest Citizens: 3rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Totalitarian Missouri was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Devout and the Top 10% for Fattest Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Totalitarian Missouri, Mona Lola's famous mysterious smile is being altered to resemble Sublime Empress Alison Young's enigmatic grin.
  • : Following new legislation in Totalitarian Missouri, it's a miracle that there aren't more plane crashes.
  • : Following new legislation in Totalitarian Missouri, the standard prescription for infertility-causing conditions is "go have a baby".
  • : Totalitarian Missouri's influence in The Fallout Wasteland rose from "Nipper" to "Minnow".
  • : Totalitarian Missouri's influence in The Fallout Wasteland rose from "Zero" to "Nipper".
  • : Totalitarian Missouri was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Conservative.
  • : Following new legislation in Totalitarian Missouri, truncheon-mounted cameras record the beating of criminals in dynamic HD detail.
  • : Following new legislation in Totalitarian Missouri, city budgets are spent entirely on supporting the town royalty.
  • : Following new legislation in Totalitarian Missouri, police wait behind troop deployments in order to shoot deserters.

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