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Most Primitive: 2,717thMost Devout: 6,295thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 9,909th
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Corrupt Dictatorship
Plowshares to swords
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Total Hui

Population1.244 billion


The Community of Total Hui is a massive, cultured nation, notable for its museums and concert halls, ban on automobiles, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 1.244 billion Total Huians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized morass — juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Spirituality. The average income tax rate is 85.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Total Huian economy, worth 78.4 trillion huys a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing and Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 63,011 huys, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Awkward tourists are offered the 'unique experience' of rodeo clown, truncheon-mounted cameras record the beating of criminals in dynamic HD detail, people believe that if you teach a man to fish he won't buy fish from you any more, and punk rockers smash it up and then clean it up. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Total Hui's national animal is the bee, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Total Hui is ranked 2,717th in the world and 6th in Spiritus for Most Primitive, scoring 164.56 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

Most Primitive: 2,717thMost Devout: 6,295thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 9,909thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 10,389thMost Authoritarian: 11,607thHighest Average Tax Rates: 11,659thTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 13,466thBest Weather: 14,530thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 15,471stMost Income Equality: 15,539thMost Beautiful Environments: 16,189thMost Advanced Public Transport: 17,177thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 20,089thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 20,295thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 20,451stLargest Governments: 20,997thLowest Crime Rates: 21,723rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 22,648th
Most Primitive: 6th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 15th in the regionTop
Most Devout: 23rd in the regionMost Income Equality: 24th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 27th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 6 » The Salaxalans, Legendus, Urran, Skogatopia, Oblitus Terras, and Colonalia.

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