The Hellish Harbinger of Total Hellscape is a massive, safe nation, renowned for its enslaved workforce, pith helmet sales, and state-planned economy. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 1.799 billion Total Hellscapeans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 65.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Total Hellscapean economy, worth 118 trillion souls a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Arms Manufacturing, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 65,821 souls, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

The Total Hellscapean football team for the Maxxmas ceasefire consists only of Intelligence Corps personnel, dog owners proudly declare that their pups can predict when the mailman will arrive, bustling back-alley clinics treat everything from sports injuries to angina, and the dartboard at the Total Hellscapean Cancer Research Charity bears a picture of Leader's face. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Total Hellscape's national animal is the hellhound, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Total Hellscape is ranked 265,909^th in the world and 2^nd in VULPINE for Most Secular, with 12.17 Atheism Rate.