The Republic of Tortula and Saint Kokomo is a massive, genial nation, remarkable for its keen interest in outer space and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.381 billion Tortula and Saint Kokomen enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 16.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Tortula and Saint Kokomoan economy, worth 76.6 trillion parrots a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 55,452 parrots, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Being Leader has been voted one of the top ten most dangerous jobs, pictures of government employees with expensive Pearbooks 'working' on exotic beaches dominate local tabloids, court verdicts are predictable to within a hundredth of a percentage point, and there's more vermin than ever on the metro. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Tortula and Saint Kokomo's national animal is the Flying Fish, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Tortula and Saint Kokomo is ranked 35,406^th in the world and 1^st in Dione for Highest Drug Use, scoring 98 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.