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Nudest: 2,610thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 8,050thLargest Retail Industry: 13,955th
The Confederacy of
Moralistic Democracy
Strike hard and fast...and disappear into the night
Influence
Diplomat
Region
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Tortugashima

Population3.46 billion

CapitalNew York City
LeaderMaster Splinter
FaithNinjutsu

Currencypizze al taglio shuriken
Animalninja turtle

The Confederacy of Tortugashima is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Master Splinter with an even hand, and remarkable for its parental licensing program, strictly enforced bedtime, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, devout population of 3.46 billion Tortugans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Healthcare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New York City. The average income tax rate is 47.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Turtleshelled economy, worth 359 trillion pizze al taglio shurikens a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 103,995 pizze al taglio shurikens, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

The weather in New York City is always 'pigeons with a chance of droppings', college-level writing classes are taught by undergraduate editors of the school newspaper, no one cares when it's your birthday, and the government has officially clarified that "wee on your hands to save time" does not count as proper hygiene. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tortugashima's national animal is the ninja turtle, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Ninjutsu.

Tortugashima is ranked 18,520th in the world and 3rd in Archai for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 5,619.48 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

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Nudest: 2,610thTop
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 8,050thTop
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Largest Retail Industry: 13,955thMost Pacifist: 17,295thMost Devout: 18,004thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 18,520thSafest: 20,539thMost Developed: 22,635thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 22,743rdBest Weather: 24,101stHighest Poor Incomes: 24,996thMost Beautiful Environments: 25,263rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 25,471stMost Inclusive: 25,778thLongest Average Lifespans: 26,523rd
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Highest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionNudest: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2nd in the regionMost Developed: 2nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 2nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 2nd in the regionSafest: 2nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Conservative: 2nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 2nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 2nd in the regionBest Weather: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Devout: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Tortugashima's influence in Archai fell from "Ambassador" to "Diplomat".
  • : Tortugashima's influence in Archai rose from "Diplomat" to "Ambassador".
  • : Tortugashima's influence in Archai fell from "Ambassador" to "Diplomat".
  • : Tortugashima was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans.
  • : Tortugashima's influence in Archai rose from "Diplomat" to "Ambassador".
  • : Tortugashima's influence in Archai rose from "Envoy" to "Diplomat".
  • : Tortugashima's influence in Archai rose from "Duckspeaker" to "Envoy".
  • : Tortugashima's influence in Archai rose from "Handshaker" to "Duckspeaker".
  • : Tortugashima was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Nudest.
  • : Tortugashima was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Nudest.

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