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Most Subsidized Industry: 10,228thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 12,278thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 13,725th
The New Communist Empire of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
For the oil
Kæn Soasken
Influence
Power
Founder
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Below Average

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Torshavnese Empire

Population948 million

CapitalTorshavn
LeaderKæn Soasken

CurrencyTorshavnar Krona
Animalsheep

The New Communist Empire of Torshavnese Empire is a huge, efficient nation, ruled by Kæn Soasken with an even hand, and notable for its frequent executions, restrictive gun laws, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, devout population of 948 million Torshavnese have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Torshavn. The average income tax rate is 76.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Torshavnese economy, worth 98.3 trillion Torshavnar Kronor a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 103,699 Torshavnar Kronor, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Male cubicle workers stand up every time a woman enters the room, citizens are tied down and forced to watch educational videos on empathy, former bars are desperately trying to re-brand themselves as cafés, and homeless people are periodically found dead upon altars to assorted deities. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Torshavnese Empire's national animal is the sheep, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Torshavnese Empire is ranked 218,792nd in the world and 9th in United Faroe Empire for Nicest Citizens, with 0.85 average smiles per day.

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Most Subsidized Industry: 10,228thTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 12,278thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 13,725thMost Developed: 15,069thHealthiest Citizens: 15,564thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 15,836thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 16,485thLongest Average Lifespans: 16,668thHighest Average Tax Rates: 18,978thMost Advanced Public Education: 18,988thHighest Poor Incomes: 19,356thMost Advanced Public Transport: 19,891stMost Efficient Economies: 20,333rdLargest Governments: 22,955th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Torshavnese Empire, homeless people are periodically found dead upon altars to assorted deities.
  • : Following new legislation in Torshavnese Empire, former bars are desperately trying to re-brand themselves as cafés.
  • : Following new legislation in Torshavnese Empire, citizens are tied down and forced to watch educational videos on empathy.
  • : Following new legislation in Torshavnese Empire, male cubicle workers stand up every time a woman enters the room.
  • : Following new legislation in Torshavnese Empire, minor parties are virtually absent in Parliament.
  • : Torshavnese Empire voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Statement on the Nuclear Apocalypse".
  • : Torshavnese Empire voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Drug Decriminalization Act".
  • : Following new legislation in Torshavnese Empire, a rolling news ticker tape of disclaimers runs across the bottom of the screen on all TV shows.
  • : Following new legislation in Torshavnese Empire, the education system is being cleansed of all corporate influence.
  • : Following new legislation in Torshavnese Empire, parents who reward their teens' chores with concert tickets are charged with illegal reselling.

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