The Purple Dominion of Toroia is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Aislinn with a fair hand, and renowned for its rampant corporate plagiarism, national health service, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 47.786 billion Toroians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, liberal government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Healthcare, and Social Policy are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bhujerba. The average income tax rate is 95.3%.

The all-consuming Toroian economy, worth an astonishing 10,795 trillion potches a year, is highly specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 225,903 potches, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Kindergartners' favourite dance move is the stop-drop-and-roll, attempts to inform people about their unclaimed property are often mistaken for telephone scams, Bhujerba University is said to be the modern-day Tower of Babel, and a faint smell of body odour can be detected at several miles' distance from the National Science Park. Crime is totally unknown. Toroia's national animal is the kirin, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Toroia is ranked 4,110^th in the world and 1^st in Carioch for Largest Governments, scoring 45.92 on the Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index.