The Federal Democratic Republic of Torisakia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by President Doug McDowell with a fair hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, hatred of cheese, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 24.51 billion Torisakians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Industry, Healthcare, and Welfare are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tokai. The average income tax rate is 69.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Torisakian economy, worth a remarkable 3,480 trillion Torisakian Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 142,003 Torisakian Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Crowds of flag-burning protesters tend to accidentally become crowds of burning protesters, Saturday morning cartoons feature full frontal nudity, Torisakia Barrier Island residents anxiously await their 'Bridge to Somewhere', and the government is a proud sponsor of the National Gaming Association. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Torisakia's national animal is the Ice Bird, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Torisakia is ranked 9,972^nd in the world and 9^th in Atlantian Oceania for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 7,676.05 on the Gilded Widget Scale.