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Most Cheerful Citizens: 15,199thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 20,146th
The Starving Peasants of
Father Knows Best State
We survived disaster once, we'll do it again
Influence
Nipper
Region
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Thriving
Political Freedom
Rare

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Topoliani

Population6.744 billion

CapitalTopoliani
LeaderDandi
FaithChristianity

CurrencyHyperpyron
AnimalBadger

The Starving Peasants of Topoliani is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Dandi with an iron fist, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, ubiquitous missile silos, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 6.744 billion Topolianians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Topoliani. The average income tax rate is 26.6%.

The thriving Topolianian economy, worth 494 trillion Hyperpyrons a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 73,360 Hyperpyrons, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.7 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's Medal of Honour can be found as a free toy in breakfast cereal, litter collection has replaced fast food as the most popular after-school job, oil executives can be seen reluctantly cleaning oil-soaked birds, and baby boys who pick up pink crayons are sent to a psychiatric ward. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Topoliani's national animal is the Badger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Topoliani is ranked 38,274th in the world and 1,393rd in Osiris for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 4,957.89 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

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Most Cheerful Citizens: 15,199thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 20,146th
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 803rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Topoliani's influence in Osiris rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
  • : Topoliani's influence in Osiris fell from "Nipper" to "Newcomer".
  • : Topoliani's influence in Osiris rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
  • : Topoliani's influence in Osiris fell from "Nipper" to "Newcomer".
  • : Topoliani's influence in Osiris rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
  • : Topoliani's influence in Osiris rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
  • : Topoliani's influence in Osiris fell from "Newcomer" to "Hatchling".
  • : Topoliani's influence in Osiris rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
  • : Topoliani's influence in Osiris fell from "Newcomer" to "Hatchling".
  • : Topoliani's influence in Osiris rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".

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