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Topid was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 98
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 210thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 255thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 355th
The Free State of
Capitalizt
He who allows oppression shares the crime.
Influence
Duckspeaker
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Below Average

Overview Factbook Dispatches Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

Topid

Population28.623 billion

CapitalCrow City
LeaderAlex Corvis
FaithHeartagrism

Currencydollar
AnimalCrow

The Free State of Topid is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Alex Corvis with an even hand, and notable for its public floggings, frequent executions, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 28.623 billion Topes enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Crow City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Topian economy, worth a remarkable 8,195 trillion dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Soda Sales industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 286,321 dollars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,172,747 per year while the poor average 46,216, a ratio of 25.4 to 1.

Amusement park rides frequently collapse due to lack of maintenance, foreign leaders who don't applaud Alex Corvis's speeches are regarded as enemies of Topid, citizens complain about a burning sensation after bathing, and workers have their fruitcake and eat it too. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Topid's national animal is the Crow, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Heartagrism.

Topid is ranked 19,206th in the world and 3rd in Founderless for Most World Assembly Endorsements, with zero valid endorsements.

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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 210thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 255thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 355thFattest Citizens: 583rdHighest Crime Rates: 595thLargest Insurance Industry: 609thMost Avoided: 611thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 658thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 702ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 735thMost Armed: 808thLargest Gambling Industry: 864thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 959thHighest Economic Output: 962ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,187thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,380thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,487thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,620thLargest Mining Sector: 1,792ndMost Rebellious Youth: 1,876thLargest Retail Industry: 2,629thHighest Average Incomes: 2,643rdTop
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Rudest Citizens: 3,115thLargest Populations: 3,498thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,705thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,149thMost Efficient Economies: 4,238thLargest Agricultural Sector: 5,256thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,291stMost Corrupt Governments: 9,206thMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,800thMost Valuable International Artwork: 11,211thLargest Information Technology Sector: 12,301stTop
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Most Cultured: 14,264thSmartest Citizens: 14,592ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 14,661stLargest Black Market: 16,590thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 19,206thHighest Drug Use: 22,774thMost Pro-Market: 24,934th
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionMost Pro-Market: 1st in the regionTop
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Largest Retail Industry: 2nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 2nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Avoided: 2nd in the regionMost Armed: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 2nd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 2nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Topid was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Average Incomes.
  • : Topid was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Average Incomes.
  • : Topid was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Average Incomes.
  • : Topid was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Retail Industry.
  • : Topid was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Retail Industry.
  • : Topid was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Retail Industry.
  • : Topid was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Information Technology Sector.
  • : Topid's influence in Founderless rose from "Handshaker" to "Duckspeaker".
  • : Topid was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Average Incomes.
  • : Topid was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Average Incomes.

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