Topid was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 98
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 311th Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 360th Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 374th
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The Free State of Topid is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Alex Corvis with an even hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, ubiquitous missile silos, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 16.982 billion Topes are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Crow City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Topian economy, worth a remarkable 4,800 trillion dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Soda Sales industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 282,679 dollars, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,140,897 per year while the poor average 10,469, a ratio of 204 to 1.

Alex Corvis has no checks and balances after the upper house was abolished, anniversaries of major historical events pass unnoticed, funerals are often rudely interrupted by juggling clowns shouting for volunteers from the audience, and all recreational drugs are legal. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Topid's national animal is the Crow, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Heartagrism.

Topid is ranked 162,356th in the world and 74th in St Abbaddon for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring -31.94 on the Clooney Contribution Index.

Highest Wealthy Incomes: 311thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 360thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 374thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 377thLargest Retail Industry: 534thFattest Citizens: 534thMost Armed: 558thHighest Crime Rates: 568thMost Avoided: 600thRudest Citizens: 761stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 824thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 904thMost Efficient Economies: 969thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 974thHighest Economic Output: 998thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,194thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,310thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,352ndLargest Gambling Industry: 1,481stLargest Mining Sector: 1,520thHighest Average Incomes: 1,569thTop
Most Influential: 2,622ndMost Rebellious Youth: 2,629thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,338thLargest Publishing Industry: 3,690thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,944thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 4,067thMost Pro-Market: 4,900thLargest Populations: 5,060thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,563rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 6,372ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,668thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7,211thTop
Largest Black Market: 9,391stMost Corrupt Governments: 9,582ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 9,928thSmartest Citizens: 11,757thHighest Drug Use: 12,029thMost Cultured: 14,658th
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionMost Pro-Market: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 3rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 3rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionTop
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 4th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 5th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 6th in the regionMost Cultured: 7th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 7th in the region

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