by Max Barry

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Topid was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 98
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 211thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 265thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 341st
The Free State of
He who allows oppression shares the crime.
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Below Average

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Population25.752 billion

CapitalCrow City
LeaderAlex Corvis


The Free State of Topid is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Alex Corvis with an even hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, aversion to nipples, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 25.752 billion Topes enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Crow City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Topian economy, worth a remarkable 7,373 trillion dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Soda Sales industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 286,320 dollars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,172,747 per year while the poor average 46,216, a ratio of 25.4 to 1.

Amusement park rides frequently collapse due to lack of maintenance, foreign leaders who don't applaud Alex Corvis's speeches are regarded as enemies of Topid, citizens complain about a burning sensation after bathing, and workers have their fruitcake and eat it too. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Topid's national animal is the Crow, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Heartagrism.

Topid is ranked 2,344th in the world and 1st in Founderless for Highest Average Incomes, with 286,320.94 Standard Monetary Units.

Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 211thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 265thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 341stHighest Crime Rates: 552ndFattest Citizens: 561stMost Avoided: 588thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 615thLargest Insurance Industry: 668thMost Armed: 712thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 733rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 737thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 840thLargest Gambling Industry: 882ndHighest Economic Output: 937thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,121stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,167thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,351stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,448thLargest Mining Sector: 1,516thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,832ndLargest Retail Industry: 2,202ndTop
Highest Average Incomes: 2,344thRudest Citizens: 2,760thMost Efficient Economies: 3,439thLargest Populations: 3,666thLargest Publishing Industry: 3,777thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,777thLargest Agricultural Sector: 4,073rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,846thMost Corrupt Governments: 8,884thMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,535thTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 11,872ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 12,630thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 12,784thMost Cultured: 14,153rdSmartest Citizens: 14,285thLargest Black Market: 14,884thHighest Drug Use: 17,056thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 17,117thMost Pro-Market: 17,798th
Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionTop
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Armed: 2nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Cultured: 2nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 2nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 2nd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Populations: 3rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 3rd in the regionMost Pro-Market: 3rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 4th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 4th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 4th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 5th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 5th in the regionTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 6th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 8th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 9th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 9th in the region

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