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Topid was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 98
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 202nd Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 279th Largest Soda Pop Sector: 304th
The Free State of
Capitalizt
He who allows oppression shares the crime.
Influence
Squire
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Below Average

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Topid

Population22.971 billion

CapitalCrow City
LeaderAlex Corvis
FaithHeartagrism

Currencydollar
AnimalCrow

The Free State of Topid is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Alex Corvis with an even hand, and notable for its aversion to nipples, ubiquitous missile silos, and strictly enforced bedtime. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 22.971 billion Topes enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Crow City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Topian economy, worth a remarkable 6,505 trillion dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Soda Sales industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 283,214 dollars, with the richest citizens earning 9.8 times as much as the poorest.

Amusement park rides frequently collapse due to lack of maintenance, foreign leaders who don't applaud Alex Corvis's speeches are regarded as enemies of Topid, citizens complain about a burning sensation after bathing, and workers have their fruitcake and eat it too. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Topid's national animal is the Crow, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Heartagrism.

Topid is ranked 138,633rd in the world and 84th in St Abbaddon for Most Income Equality, scoring 10.18 on the Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale.

Top
1%
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 202ndLowest Overall Tax Burden: 279thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 304thHighest Crime Rates: 488thFattest Citizens: 510thMost Armed: 540thMost Avoided: 566thLargest Insurance Industry: 665thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 704thHighest Disposable Incomes: 737thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 746thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 749thLargest Gambling Industry: 829thMost Efficient Economies: 856thHighest Economic Output: 915thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 984thLargest Mining Sector: 1,245thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,362ndLargest Retail Industry: 1,676thTop
5%
Most Rebellious Youth: 1,760thHighest Average Incomes: 1,970thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,046thRudest Citizens: 2,280thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,152ndLargest Publishing Industry: 3,461stLargest Populations: 3,832ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,864thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 5,996thMost Corrupt Governments: 6,726thHighest Drug Use: 8,002ndTop
10%
Most Pro-Market: 9,014thMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,114thLargest Black Market: 9,610thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10,172ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 10,402ndMost Cultured: 13,217thSmartest Citizens: 13,306thLargest Agricultural Sector: 13,899thHighest Poor Incomes: 14,640thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 16,203rd
Top
5%
Most Avoided: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 2nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Pro-Market: 3rd in the regionTop
10%
Highest Drug Use: 5th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 5th in the regionLargest Black Market: 5th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 6th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 6th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 7th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Topid's influence in St Abbaddon rose from "Page" to "Squire".
  • : Topid was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Retail Industry.
  • : Topid's influence in St Abbaddon fell from "Squire" to "Page".
  • : Topid's influence in St Abbaddon rose from "Page" to "Squire".
  • : Topid was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Topid was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Pro-Market.
  • : Topid was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Pro-Market.
  • : Topid's influence in St Abbaddon rose from "Shoeshiner" to "Page".
  • : Topid's influence in St Abbaddon rose from "Sprat" to "Shoeshiner".
  • : Topid's influence in St Abbaddon rose from "Minnow" to "Sprat".

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