by Max Barry

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Topid was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 98
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 202nd Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 287th Largest Soda Pop Sector: 305th
The Free State of
He who allows oppression shares the crime.
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Below Average

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Population22.273 billion

CapitalCrow City
LeaderAlex Corvis


The Free State of Topid is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Alex Corvis with an even hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, deadly medical pandemics, and aversion to nipples. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 22.273 billion Topes enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Crow City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Topian economy, worth a remarkable 6,308 trillion dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Soda Sales industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 283,214 dollars, with the richest citizens earning 9.8 times as much as the poorest.

Amusement park rides frequently collapse due to lack of maintenance, foreign leaders who don't applaud Alex Corvis's speeches are regarded as enemies of Topid, citizens complain about a burning sensation after bathing, and workers have their fruitcake and eat it too. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Topid's national animal is the Crow, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Heartagrism.

Topid is ranked 915th in the world and 1st in St Abbaddon for Highest Economic Output, with 6,308 trillion Standard Monetary Units.

Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 202ndLowest Overall Tax Burden: 287thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 305thHighest Crime Rates: 478thFattest Citizens: 516thMost Armed: 528thMost Avoided: 554thLargest Insurance Industry: 688thHighest Disposable Incomes: 718thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 728thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 729thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 759thLargest Gambling Industry: 826thMost Efficient Economies: 881stHighest Economic Output: 915thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 956thLargest Mining Sector: 1,240thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,366thLargest Retail Industry: 1,609thTop
Most Rebellious Youth: 1,787thHighest Average Incomes: 1,891stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,081stRudest Citizens: 2,249thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,201stLargest Publishing Industry: 3,482ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,769thLargest Populations: 3,906thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 6,342ndMost Corrupt Governments: 6,801stHighest Drug Use: 7,574thTop
Most Pro-Market: 8,575thMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,215thLargest Black Market: 9,360thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9,719thLargest Information Technology Sector: 10,482ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 12,717thSmartest Citizens: 13,565thMost Cultured: 13,622ndHighest Poor Incomes: 14,665th
Highest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 2nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 3rd in the regionMost Pro-Market: 3rd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 5th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 6th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 6th in the regionLargest Black Market: 6th in the regionTop
Largest Agricultural Sector: 7th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 7th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 8th in the regionMost Cultured: 8th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 11th in the region

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