The Not m8 hatter of Topgb 2 is a massive, pleasant nation, renowned for its burgeoning turtle population. The hard-working population of 1.511 billion Topgb 2ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 16.2%.

The Topgb 2ian economy, worth 70.4 trillion kronor a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Soda Sales, and Retail. Average income is 46,566 kronor, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Topgb 2's national animal is the turtle, which can occasionally be seen avoiding garbage in the nation's murky oceans.

Topgb 2 is ranked 191,771^st in the world and 83^rd in MJT for Nicest Citizens, with 12 average smiles per day.