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Largest Welfare Programs: 5,745thMost Primitive: 5,994thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 8,039th
The Packlands of
Democratic Socialists
Apart From the Herd
Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Thriving
Political Freedom
Average

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Top Guanaco

Population4.765 billion

CapitalGuanaciad
LeaderPackmaster Leonato

CurrencyMontagne
AnimalGuanaco

The Packlands of Top Guanaco is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Packmaster Leonato with an even hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, absence of drug laws, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 4.765 billion Top Guanacoans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Guanaciad. The average income tax rate is 76.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Top Guanacoan economy, worth 282 trillion Montagnes a year, is highly specialized and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Pizza Delivery, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 59,182 Montagnes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Workers can choose whether they prefer offices that smell of pungent body odor or whale vomit, the nation's arms dealers guarantee discretion and untraceable transactions, CEOs and corporate executives are frequently found striking for better stock options, and politicians that report exaggerated crowd sizes for their speeches are dismissed for being delusional. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Top Guanaco's national animal is the Guanaco, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Top Guanaco is ranked 8,366th in the world and 66th in Forest for Most Secular, with 96.23 Atheism Rate.

Top
5%
Largest Welfare Programs: 5,745thMost Primitive: 5,994thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 8,039thMost Secular: 8,366thMost Cheerful Citizens: 9,713thNicest Citizens: 10,748thMost Compassionate Citizens: 11,240thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 11,370thTop
10%
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 13,743rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 13,965thMost Advanced Public Education: 17,831stHighest Drug Use: 18,218thBest Weather: 18,745thHighest Average Tax Rates: 19,026thMost Rebellious Youth: 19,548thHealthiest Citizens: 20,848thMost Inclusive: 21,311thMost Pacifist: 21,719thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 23,345thMost Beautiful Environments: 23,388th
Top
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Highest Drug Use: 25th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 30th in the regionMost Primitive: 45th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Top Guanaco was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations and Most Beautiful Environments.
  • : Top Guanaco was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments.
  • : Top Guanaco was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments.
  • : Lemon 100 was struck by a Mk III (Purifier) Cure Missile from Top Guanaco, curing 1 million infected.
  • : Lemon 100 was struck by a Mk III (Purifier) Cure Missile from Top Guanaco, curing 1 million infected.
  • : Inc nation was struck by a Mk III (Purifier) Cure Missile from Top Guanaco, curing 1 million infected.
  • : Inc nation was struck by a Mk III (Purifier) Cure Missile from Top Guanaco, curing 2 million infected.
  • : Amok was struck by a Mk III (Purifier) Cure Missile from Top Guanaco, curing 1 million infected.
  • : Amok was struck by a Mk III (Purifier) Cure Missile from Top Guanaco, curing 3 million infected.
  • : Amok was struck by a Mk III (Purifier) Cure Missile from Top Guanaco, curing 8 million infected.

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