The Democratic Republic of Toopaka is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Obi-Wan Kenobi with a fair hand, and remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads, keen interest in outer space, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 11.245 billion Toopakans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Toopaka City. The average income tax rate is 99.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Toopakan economy, worth a remarkable 2,303 trillion toopaks a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 204,873 toopaks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Students are known to arrive at school in their pyjamas, one-man canoes fitted with the latest tracking technology leave no room for one man, the government has pinkie-promised never to use its veto power except in an emergency, and polygraphs are relegated to the dungeon exhibit in castle museums. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Toopaka's national animal is the grizzly bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is the Jedi Order.

Toopaka is ranked 215,866^th in the world and 8,871^st in The North Pacific for Most Conservative, scoring 13.77 on the Bush-Santorum Dawning Terror Index.