The Holy Empire of Toonela is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Sufet Carondawana with an even hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, ban on automobiles, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, devout population of 1.597 billion Toonelans enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Hall of Servitors. The average income tax rate is 93.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Toonelan economy, worth 150 trillion surpluses a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Basket Weaving. Average income is 94,403 surpluses, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Graffiti graces every city's streets, citizens praise the weeds that overwhelm their narrow vegetable realm, t-shirts displaying a photo of Sufet Carondawana performing the Full-Monty are selling out, and burning twigs to keep warm while lost in the wild is now a felony. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Toonela's national animal is the nautilus, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Onaronism.

Toonela is ranked 211,063^rd in the world and 113^th in The Social Liberal Union for Most Primitive, scoring -263 on the Scary Big Number Scale.