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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,783rdMost Devout: 3,277thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4,469th
The Holy Empire of
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
Let justice be done, though the world perish
Influence
Duckspeaker
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Thriving
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Toonela

Population1.597 billion

CapitalThe Hall of Servitors
LeaderSufet Carondawana
FaithOnaronism

Currencysurplus
Animalnautilus

The Holy Empire of Toonela is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Sufet Carondawana with an even hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, ban on automobiles, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, devout population of 1.597 billion Toonelans enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Hall of Servitors. The average income tax rate is 93.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Toonelan economy, worth 150 trillion surpluses a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Basket Weaving. Average income is 94,403 surpluses, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Graffiti graces every city's streets, citizens praise the weeds that overwhelm their narrow vegetable realm, t-shirts displaying a photo of Sufet Carondawana performing the Full-Monty are selling out, and burning twigs to keep warm while lost in the wild is now a felony. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Toonela's national animal is the nautilus, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Onaronism.

Toonela is ranked 211,063rd in the world and 113th in The Social Liberal Union for Most Primitive, scoring -263 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,783rdMost Devout: 3,277thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4,469thLeast Corrupt Governments: 4,791stLargest Welfare Programs: 5,357thHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,156thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,472ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 7,198thMost Influential: 7,288thMost Inclusive: 8,181stMost Advanced Public Transport: 8,403rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,550thNicest Citizens: 8,562ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,621stMost Advanced Public Education: 10,276thMost Pacifist: 10,727thTop
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Largest Governments: 11,430thSafest: 11,551stHighest Food Quality: 11,652ndLongest Average Lifespans: 11,799thHealthiest Citizens: 12,511thMost Beautiful Environments: 13,107thLowest Crime Rates: 13,578thMost Income Equality: 13,964thBest Weather: 14,025thSmartest Citizens: 15,070thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 15,926thHighest Poor Incomes: 16,135thMost Cultured: 16,505thMost Scientifically Advanced: 17,615thLargest Publishing Industry: 19,155thLargest Information Technology Sector: 22,627th
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Most Devout: 2nd in the regionMost Stationary: 6th in the regionTop
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 9th in the regionMost Influential: 12th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 12th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Toonela, burning twigs to keep warm while lost in the wild is now a felony.
  • : Following new legislation in Toonela, t-shirts displaying a photo of Sufet Carondawana performing the Full-Monty are selling out.
  • : Following new legislation in Toonela, citizens praise the weeds that overwhelm their narrow vegetable realm.
  • : Following new legislation in Toonela, graffiti graces every city's streets.
  • : Following new legislation in Toonela, lion-reed-vulture-hand-reed-mouth is how Sufet Carondawana is spelt now.
  • : Toonela resigned as Deputy Minister of Domestic Affairs of The Social Liberal Union.
  • : Toonela was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Food Quality and Largest Information Technology Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Toonela, the World Holy Empire Games have been won again by Toonela as no other country cares enough to compete.
  • : Toonela lodged a message on the The Social Liberal Union Regional Message Board.
  • : Toonela endorsed The People's Union of Humantus.

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