The Sacred Confederal Union of Toonela is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Sufet Carondawana with a fair hand, and renowned for its prohibition of alcohol, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 3.581 billion Toonelans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Hall of Servitors. The average income tax rate is 95.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Toonelan economy, worth 449 trillion surpluses a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 125,453 surpluses, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Flash floods that dams could have controlled regularly ravage small towns in mountain valleys, rioting during the nation's hosting of ORDER caused one million surpluses of property damage, invasive drug testing is now performed at elementary school sports days, and Sufet Carondawana's office has a newly installed Max-Man arcade game programmed by a 5th-grader. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Toonela's national animal is the nautilus, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Onaronism.

Toonela is ranked 252,418^th in the world and 175^th in The Social Liberal Union for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides, with 1.23 Rich To Poor Income Ratio.