The Loving Couple of Too ManyOptions is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Tube Demon with an even hand, and notable for its infamous sell-swords, ritual sacrifices, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 6.161 billion Too ManyOptionsians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Felinia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 66.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Too ManyOptionsian economy, worth 680 trillion snails a year, is led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 110,385 snails, with the richest citizens earning 7.6 times as much as the poorest.

It turns out that you actually can put a price on intangible cultural heritage, police struggle to solve crimes due to the lack of fingerprint records, citizens who plan overseas vacations are barred from running for political office, and a breakdown in Westphalian sovereignty has left political scientists dazed and confused. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Too ManyOptions's national animal is the owl, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Cards.

Too ManyOptions is ranked 87,195^th in the world and 12^th in Esportiva for Most Conservative, scoring 70.58 on the Bush-Santorum Dawning Terror Index.