by Max Barry

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Largest Populations: 364thLargest Gambling Industry: 742ndHighest Economic Output: 993rd
The Imperium of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Welcome to Tonyonia, female dog.
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Population38.416 billion

CapitalSan Maximo

CurrencyPlatinum Ounce

The Imperium of Tonyonia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Tony with an even hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, daily referendums, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 38.416 billion Tonyonians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The tiny government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of San Maximo. The average income tax rate is 1.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Tonyonian economy, worth a remarkable 7,260 trillion Platinum Ounces a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 188,997 Platinum Ounces, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

The government encourages conflict abroad to increase arms sales, fancy dress parties are raided by military police for new recruits, consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed, and EpiPen sales have skyrocketed. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Tonyonia's national animal is the Flubber, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Tonyism.

Tonyonia is ranked 241,098th in the world and 8,068th in Balder for Most Advanced Public Transport, scoring -36.61 on the Societal Mobility Rating.

Largest Populations: 364thLargest Gambling Industry: 742ndHighest Economic Output: 993rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,177thHighest Crime Rates: 1,276thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,388thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,402ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,930thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2,219thTop
Most Armed: 2,525thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,227thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3,582ndLargest Publishing Industry: 3,880thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,262ndBest Weather: 4,567thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,035thLargest Black Market: 5,777thRudest Citizens: 6,180thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 6,182ndSmartest Citizens: 6,504thMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,625thHighest Average Incomes: 7,768thMost Cultured: 7,837thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8,679thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 8,685thHighest Poor Incomes: 8,854thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,956thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10,001stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10,048thTop
Most Influential: 13,277thMost Developed: 15,442ndMost Efficient Economies: 16,878thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 20,978thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 21,619thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 23,662nd
Largest Populations: 8th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 25th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 25th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 39th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 43rd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 49th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 62nd in the regionTop
Highest Disposable Incomes: 95th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 95th in the regionMost Armed: 100th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 117th in the regionMost Influential: 128th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 151st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 154th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 165th in the regionBest Weather: 195th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 206th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 225th in the regionRudest Citizens: 242nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 256th in the regionLargest Black Market: 266th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 315th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 329th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 364th in the regionMost Cultured: 372nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 395th in the regionTop
Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 500th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 510th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 526th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 532nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 659th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 723rd in the regionMost Developed: 782nd in the region

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