The Beautiful Land of Tonyapolis is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Katie-Great and Powerful with an iron fist, and renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, ubiquitous missile silos, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, cynical, humorless population of 12.22 billion Katizens are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Molly Memorial. The average income tax rate is 76.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Katiepolisian economy, worth 793 trillion Troy McClures a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Cheese Exports, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 64,949 Troy McClures, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Work creation schemes keep the masses occupied with meaningless tasks, the best spies are positively radiant after completing a big mission, the nation's largest export is socialist agitators, and meat-eating is frowned upon. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tonyapolis's national animal is the Cavalier King Charles Spaniel, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Nonesuch.

Tonyapolis is ranked 14,572^nd in the world and 1^st in Katlantis for Most Advanced Public Transport, scoring 2,701.64 on the Societal Mobility Rating.