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Most Secular: 4,805thMost Pacifist: 6,254thMost Compassionate Citizens: 7,015th
The Beautiful Land of
Psychotic Dictatorship
9 years without a balanced budget
Katie-Great and Powerful
Influence
Hermit
Founder
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Good
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Tonyapolis

Population12.22 billion

CapitalMolly Memorial
LeaderKatie-Great and Powerful
FaithNonesuch

CurrencyTroy McClure
AnimalCavalier King Charles Spaniel

The Beautiful Land of Tonyapolis is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Katie-Great and Powerful with an iron fist, and renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, ubiquitous missile silos, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, cynical, humorless population of 12.22 billion Katizens are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Molly Memorial. The average income tax rate is 76.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Katiepolisian economy, worth 793 trillion Troy McClures a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Cheese Exports, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 64,949 Troy McClures, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Work creation schemes keep the masses occupied with meaningless tasks, the best spies are positively radiant after completing a big mission, the nation's largest export is socialist agitators, and meat-eating is frowned upon. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tonyapolis's national animal is the Cavalier King Charles Spaniel, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Nonesuch.

Tonyapolis is ranked 14,572nd in the world and 1st in Katlantis for Most Advanced Public Transport, scoring 2,701.64 on the Societal Mobility Rating.

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Most Secular: 4,805thMost Pacifist: 6,254thMost Compassionate Citizens: 7,015thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 8,122ndLargest Publishing Industry: 9,422ndNicest Citizens: 10,071stMost Cultured: 10,330thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 11,884thTop
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Healthiest Citizens: 12,498thMost Authoritarian: 13,172ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 14,127thMost Advanced Public Transport: 14,572ndMost Beautiful Environments: 15,951stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 16,314thLongest Average Lifespans: 17,729thMost Inclusive: 17,889thHighest Average Tax Rates: 18,610thMost Advanced Public Education: 20,599thLowest Crime Rates: 21,347thMost Income Equality: 22,103rdLargest Governments: 22,347thLargest Populations: 23,052ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 23,160thHighest Economic Output: 23,332nd

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Tonyapolis, meat-eating is frowned upon.
  • : Following new legislation in Tonyapolis, the nation's largest export is socialist agitators.
  • : Following new legislation in Tonyapolis, the best spies are positively radiant after completing a big mission.
  • : Following new legislation in Tonyapolis, work creation schemes keep the masses occupied with meaningless tasks.
  • : Following new legislation in Tonyapolis, mandatory spouse selection pairs elderly apparatchiki with stunningly beautiful supermodels.
  • : Tonyapolis was reclassified from "Corrupt Dictatorship" to "Psychotic Dictatorship".
  • : Following new legislation in Tonyapolis, over a third of the seats in sports stadiums have been removed to make room for female-only commodes.
  • : Following new legislation in Tonyapolis, children have taken to using semaphore in light of the recent mobile phone ban.
  • : Following new legislation in Tonyapolis, rural Katizens stare in awe at the bright lights of the big cities.
  • : Tonyapolis was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments and the Top 10% for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.

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