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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,204th Most Armed: 1,859th Most Ignorant Citizens: 1,906th
The Armed Republic of
Corporate Police State
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Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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Toniland

Population1.375 billion

CurrencyCowbells
AnimalHedgehog

The Armed Republic of Toniland is a massive, efficient nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, keen interest in outer space, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 1.375 billion Tonilandians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order and Industry also on the agenda, while Environment and Social Policy are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 37.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Tonilandian economy, worth 199 trillion Cowbells a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Automobile Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 145,060 Cowbells, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 706,640 per year while the poor average 17,160, a ratio of 41.2 to 1.

Toddler groups haven taken over local libraries, obesity is a thing of the past due to the nation's sickening cuisine, several citizens have complained about scientists abducting their pets for experimentation, and citizens who become homeless are immediately executed. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force. Toniland's national animal is the Hedgehog, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Toniland is ranked 94,276th in the world and 5,038th in The North Pacific for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 1,368.96 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,204thTop
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Most Armed: 1,859thMost Ignorant Citizens: 1,906thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,054thMost Influential: 2,230thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,276thFattest Citizens: 2,288thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,616thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,934thMost Avoided: 3,041stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3,061stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,579thMost Corrupt Governments: 3,667thMost Conservative: 3,769thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,715thMost Devout: 5,540thLargest Black Market: 7,428thHighest Disposable Incomes: 7,546thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 7,625thLargest Retail Industry: 8,351stTop
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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 9,769thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 10,173rdMost Extreme: 12,943rdLargest Mining Sector: 13,261stHighest Average Incomes: 13,575thMost Efficient Economies: 13,923rd
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Most Armed: 58th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 69th in the regionFattest Citizens: 78th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 80th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 83rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 83rd in the regionTop
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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 92nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 94th in the regionMost Avoided: 103rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 121st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 135th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 175th in the regionLargest Black Market: 206th in the regionMost Devout: 217th in the regionMost Conservative: 227th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 303rd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 319th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 376th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 386th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 396th in the regionTop
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Largest Mining Sector: 502nd in the regionMost Extreme: 505th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 665th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 687th in the regionMost Influential: 711th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 729th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 767th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 790th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 814th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Toniland was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Retail Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Toniland, citizens who become homeless are immediately executed.
  • : Following new legislation in Toniland, several citizens have complained about scientists abducting their pets for experimentation.
  • : Following new legislation in Toniland, obesity is a thing of the past due to the nation's sickening cuisine.
  • : Following new legislation in Toniland, toddler groups haven taken over local libraries.
  • : Toniland was endorsed by The Queendom of Eravonia.
  • : Following new legislation in Toniland, government popup ads are springing up like weeds.
  • : Following new legislation in Toniland, the government advises foreign diplomats to speak softly and carry a big bag of cash.
  • : Following new legislation in Toniland, children are terrified that the 'flying police monster' will come to take them away in the night.
  • : Following new legislation in Toniland, advertisers scramble to sponsor the broadcast of Leader's most personal functions.

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World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 125 » Territorio di Nessuno, Shibutani, Zemnaya Svoboda, Alunya, Acrabinnia, Siwale, Pallaith, Corfad, El Fiji Grande, Sinelona, The Rhein States, Omnistria, Ethnon, Steampunk Ariel, Koda-Land, Saturns Edge, Great Bights Mum, Shadowrik, Kwaj, Maott, North Bratislava, Sil Dorsett, Napnomadia, PlanetPunk, Notyoutopia, New Pruessen, Spartoptia, United Draconia, Q w e r t y, Yaorozu, Plangainer, Selfgradatude, Ninjak30, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Ibiscaton, Holy Oranz, Sundred, Guslantis, Frances Francis the First of France, Buckerino, Black Templares, Sunto, Steraz, Federation Terra Australis, Jasminlandia, Dreadton, New Bremerton, Dar es Saalam, Joodey, Haor Chall, and 75 others.Torakuen, Egalico, Trillius, Wineclaw, Guer Aike, General COE, Unimaginable Doom, Unsophisticate, Kasazzastan, Victoriaans Nederlands, 1 very fast endotarter, Pasargad, Ikea Rike, Moubarakistan, Aratani, Niradans, Destructive Government Endorsing System, Noahs Second Country, Valhalla123, Former English Colony, Test for a new hope, Alpinea, Wilkshire, Elder Realms, GRANDE IMPERIO ORIENTAL PAGAO EUDUARDO, Xentherida, Constantinolia, Astrind, Zumlandia, Kobagia, Loutsland, Glurponia, Xzavia-Hjar, Bearical, Orado, Penrith, Vincone Cae, Runeda, Daiz, Juggernautilus, The Tampa Bay Rays, Sockmanland, Makersaulache, Duerrlewang, Cuyan, McMasterdonia, New Octicarg, Orven, The Stratosphere Islands, Ponantine, Racoda, Wisconsota, The Nation that will win Soops for 9003, Fizban, Gnomewatchers, Amauri, Angshire, Miruma, Kranostav, Yukti, PotatoFarmers, Loli County, Nothru Lerple, Pazair, The Iron Lions, Seenvorland, Clan Spaniel, Dabarastan, United Kahndaq, United Anglo-America, Afcon, Viridiann, Zyvetskistaahn, Baldova, and Eravonia.

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