by Max Barry

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Most Inclusive: 814th Largest Information Technology Sector: 868th Most World Assembly Endorsements: 907th
The Federal Republic of
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The Federal Republic of Tomtjenland is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Tom with a fair hand, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, free-roaming dinosaurs, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 2.35 billion Tomtjenlandians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Industry, Environment, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Newtown. The average income tax rate is 95.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Tomtjenlandian economy, worth 415 trillion tomanian dollars a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 176,867 tomanian dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Employers are finding it hard to screen candidates now that everyone gets A grades in their exams, scenic mountain valleys are flooded with water as damming projects get underway, elections are won by the candidate who makes the best 'yo mama' jokes, and supervisors in Tomtjenland commonly tie bells on their necks to alert employees of their presence. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tomtjenland's national animal is the dolphin, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Tomtjenland is ranked 95,504th in the world and 5,129th in The North Pacific for Largest Retail Industry, scoring 720.03 on the Shrinkwrap Consignment Productivity Index.

Most Inclusive: 814thLargest Information Technology Sector: 868thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 907thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,180thMost Influential: 1,288thNicest Citizens: 1,293rdTop
Most Developed: 1,773rdMost Pacifist: 1,780thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,789thHealthiest Citizens: 1,943rdMost Secular: 1,979thBest Weather: 2,232ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,548thMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,706thSmartest Citizens: 2,757thLeast Corrupt Governments: 2,981stMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,185thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,349thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,523rdMost Subsidized Industry: 3,604thSafest: 3,891stLowest Crime Rates: 4,180thLargest Governments: 4,411thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,671stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,893rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,852ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,856thHighest Poor Incomes: 5,867thLargest Welfare Programs: 6,090thHighest Average Incomes: 7,161stMost Cultured: 7,672ndMost Efficient Economies: 7,689thTop
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 9,032nd
Largest Information Technology Sector: 33rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 45th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 60th in the regionNicest Citizens: 63rd in the regionMost Pacifist: 83rd in the regionMost Developed: 88th in the regionTop
Healthiest Citizens: 93rd in the regionBest Weather: 100th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 102nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 107th in the regionMost Secular: 108th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 126th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 127th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 130th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 146th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 151st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 156th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 157th in the regionLargest Governments: 176th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 180th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 184th in the regionSafest: 186th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 221st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 222nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 245th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 274th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 276th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 278th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 283rd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 309th in the regionMost Cultured: 339th in the regionTop
Most Influential: 468th in the regionNudest: 562nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 688th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 750th in the regionMost Stationary: 755th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 807th in the regionMost Politically Free: 876th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Tomtjenland was endorsed by The Rogue Nation of Midds Conia.
  • : Tomtjenland was endorsed by The Kingdom of New-El.
  • : Following new legislation in Tomtjenland, supervisors in Tomtjenland commonly tie bells on their necks to alert employees of their presence.
  • : Following new legislation in Tomtjenland, elections are won by the candidate who makes the best 'yo mama' jokes.
  • : Following new legislation in Tomtjenland, scenic mountain valleys are flooded with water as damming projects get underway.
  • : Following new legislation in Tomtjenland, employers are finding it hard to screen candidates now that everyone gets A grades in their exams.
  • : Following new legislation in Tomtjenland, the government is continually probing the galaxy in search of alien life.
  • : Following new legislation in Tomtjenland, sections of the police receive paramilitary training.
  • : Following new legislation in Tomtjenland, royalist is the most offensive slur in the Tomtjenlandian language.
  • : Following new legislation in Tomtjenland, former customs officers are adjusting to their new lives as market stall traders.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 119 » Notyoutopia, Holy Oranz, Meritdom, Yaorozu, Sil Dorsett, Unimaginable Doom, Great Bights Mum, Sunto, Vegetarian States, Barbarossistanian South Brasilistan, Xentherida, Guslantis, Malta Comino Gozo, Siwale, The Democratic Republic of Tomb, Sankami, Shadowrik, Apetopia, ABC, Frances Francis the First of France, Wineclaw, Hong Kong Empire, Bharathvarsh, Enosville, Wisconsota, Morrn, Selfgradatude, Elspeth and Samina, Kaschovia, Vazali, Lord Ravenclaw, Omicron Persei V111, Southern Stroraia, HMS Unicorn, The Rossinite Empire, Pallaith, Kingdom of Space, Gnate, Kwaj, Amerian States, General COE, Friently, South Grand Mountain, Lavanania, Shin-Hachioji, Rylam, Diodone, Coemgen, American MapleStory, Anima Proxa, and 69 others.Forunte, McMasterdonia, Yukti, Necromonia, Plembobria, Prevaland, Marsh Castle, Zemnaya Svoboda, Sheppey, Aenglaland, AdyLand, Beowulfe, The Utopian Movement, Yaris, Buckerino, Kelvaros Prime, Ausmercia, United States of Panthalassa, Reannia, Articune, I Am Bad At Naming Nations, Republic of Dixie, Palisede, Vogonlandia, Clintonburge, Seven Hills, The Iron Lions, Corfad, Cloydicia, The Kyziban Islands, Bayern-Straubing, Che Sana Und, Aerilia, Moubarakistan, Universal State Formula, Coppicia, Transhumanist Anarchical Union, Stareogratia, Zandir Antari, Sanjurika, The Lancerian Empire, PlanetPunk, Tredano, Pakistan 001, Inorganic Tomb Thing, Maestros haven, Territorio di Nessuno, Lionia, Phillywob, Cuyan, Asuroka, Slaughterhouse Nine, Wodan, Beodarasc, Celebia, Rockym, Walist, Thenaca, Qyrym, Ainsworth, Pria Xennes, Felhaven, Deropia, Yukkira, Victoriaans Nederlands, Blurds, Libotionia, New-El, and Midds Conia.

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