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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 3,705thHighest Crime Rates: 4,583rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 12,941st
The Democratic Republic of
Moralistic Democracy
Don't Let Your Friends Post Toastie
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Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Thriving
Political Freedom
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Tommy Bolin

Population4.331 billion

CapitalSiuox City Iowa

Currencyfusion
AnimalGypsy Moth

The Democratic Republic of Tommy Bolin is a massive, cultured nation, notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, ritual sacrifices, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 4.331 billion Tommy Bolinians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Siuox City Iowa. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.5%.

The thriving Tommy Bolinian economy, worth 315 trillion fusions a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Tourism, and Information Technology. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 72,819 fusions, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 441,272 per year while the poor average 5,361, a ratio of 82.3 to 1.

Social networking sites have discussion groups devoted to planning terrorist attacks, tour guides tell passengers that there is beautiful architecture just behind the two-hundred-foot concrete walls, fast-food chefs regularly win Health Innovation Awards for spitting on burgers, and gang members supplement their income by teaching at elementary schools. Crime is a major problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Tommy Bolin's national animal is the Gypsy Moth, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Tommy Bolin is ranked 94,373rd in the world and 29th in Caer Sidi for Most Patriotic, with 17.25 flags saluted per person per day.

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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 3,705thHighest Crime Rates: 4,583rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 12,941stTop
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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 16,206thLargest Retail Industry: 16,441stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 17,854thHighest Disposable Incomes: 22,517thLargest Gambling Industry: 23,610thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 25,370thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 26,164thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 27,095thMost Rebellious Youth: 30,673rd
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Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 3rd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 3rd in the regionTop
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Highest Crime Rates: 4th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 5th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 6th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 7th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7th in the regionMost Conservative: 7th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Tommy Bolin, gang members supplement their income by teaching at elementary schools.
  • : Following new legislation in Tommy Bolin, fast-food chefs regularly win Health Innovation Awards for spitting on burgers.
  • : Following new legislation in Tommy Bolin, tour guides tell passengers that there is beautiful architecture just behind the two-hundred-foot concrete walls.
  • : Following new legislation in Tommy Bolin, social networking sites have discussion groups devoted to planning terrorist attacks.
  • : Following new legislation in Tommy Bolin, debates on whether toilet seats should be left up or down are increasingly commonplace.
  • : Tommy Bolin was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Tommy Bolin, royalist is the most offensive slur in the Tommy Bolinian language.
  • : Following new legislation in Tommy Bolin, Jennifer Government is banned.
  • : Following new legislation in Tommy Bolin, children often kick Gypsy Moths for amusement.
  • : Tommy Bolin was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes and the Top 10% for Highest Disposable Incomes.

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