The Democratic Republic of Tommy Bolin is a massive, cultured nation, notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, ritual sacrifices, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 4.331 billion Tommy Bolinians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Siuox City Iowa. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.5%.

The thriving Tommy Bolinian economy, worth 315 trillion fusions a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Tourism, and Information Technology. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 72,819 fusions, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 441,272 per year while the poor average 5,361, a ratio of 82.3 to 1.

Social networking sites have discussion groups devoted to planning terrorist attacks, tour guides tell passengers that there is beautiful architecture just behind the two-hundred-foot concrete walls, fast-food chefs regularly win Health Innovation Awards for spitting on burgers, and gang members supplement their income by teaching at elementary schools. Crime is a major problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Tommy Bolin's national animal is the Gypsy Moth, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Tommy Bolin is ranked 94,373^rd in the world and 29^th in Caer Sidi for Most Patriotic, with 17.25 flags saluted per person per day.