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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,049th Most Influential: 1,370th Largest Black Market: 7,216th
The $Wealthy$ and Holy Empire of
Father Knows Best State
Don't Spill Tomato Juice
Gucci Stj├│ri-Platin─ Nejv─t├ LXVI
Civil Rights
Below Average
Political Freedom

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Tomato Juice

Population3.276 billion

CapitalSoviet Tokyo
LeaderGucci Stj├│ri-Platin─ Nejv─t├ LXVI

CurrencyGolden Tomatoes

The $Wealthy$ and Holy Empire of Tomato Juice is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Gucci Stj├│ri-Platin─ Nejv─t├ LXVI with an iron fist, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, compulsory military service, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 3.276 billion Tomato Juiceans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Soviet Tokyo. The average income tax rate is 66.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Tomato Juicean economy, worth 295 trillion Golden Tomatoeses a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 90,114 Golden Tomatoeses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

Politicians frequently make unusual poses during speeches in hopes of inspiring the next internet fad, the government only announces the deaths of its members when it's convenient, police frequently raid drugstores in search of contraband bottles of New Spice aftershave, and if a tree falls in the forest Gucci Stj├│ri-Platin─ Nejv─t├ LXVI is personally notified. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tomato Juice's national animal is the Pineapples, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Tomato Juice is ranked 13,161st in the world and 496th in The North Pacific for Most Corrupt Governments, with 70.43 Kickbacks Per Hour.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,049thMost Influential: 1,370thTop
Largest Black Market: 7,216thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7,654thTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 9,145thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 12,125thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 12,217thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 12,903rdMost Corrupt Governments: 13,161stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 13,484thMost Developed: 17,039th
Largest Black Market: 209th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 300th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 437th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 438th in the regionTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 496th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 516th in the regionMost Influential: 576th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 593rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 617th in the regionMost Stationary: 690th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 756th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 765th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 781st in the region

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