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Most Authoritarian: 4,222nd Most Extreme: 8,441st Most Income Equality: 9,087th
The 🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅 of
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Mateusz Skutnik
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Population1.44 billion

CapitalClearwater County
LeaderMateusz Skutnik

AnimalHand Turkey

The 🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅 of Tomatiago is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Mateusz Skutnik with an iron fist, and remarkable for its state-planned economy, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 1.44 billion Tomateses are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Clearwater County. The average income tax rate is 71.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant Tomatese economy, worth 25.2 trillion $$$s a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 17,469 $$$s, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Tomatiago has designated Clearwater County as its capital city, Mateusz Skutnik has just been declared ruler of Tomatiago in an international press conference, the government has declined to declare any particular religion as its 'official' one, and the nanny industry has had a boom after maternity leave was recently banned. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tomatiago's national animal is the Hand Turkey, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Tomatiago is ranked 167,913th in the world and 15th in Velenovia for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -6.39 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

Most Authoritarian: 4,222ndMost Extreme: 8,441stMost Income Equality: 9,087th
Lowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Extreme: 1st in the regionMost Conservative: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the region

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