by Max Barry

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Most Authoritarian: 3,587th Most Extreme: 7,973rd Most Income Equality: 8,277th
The Actual Hell of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Gary Busey
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population2.498 billion

Capitala Normal city
LeaderGary Busey

Currencya piece of paper
AnimalWhatever we can think of

The Actual Hell of Tomatiago is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Gary Busey with an iron fist, and notable for its state-planned economy, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 2.498 billion People are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of a Normal city. The average income tax rate is 71.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant a person economy, worth 43.6 trillion a pieces of paper a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 17,469 a pieces of paper, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Tomatiago has designated a Normal city as its capital city, Gary Busey has just been declared ruler of Tomatiago in an international press conference, the government has declined to declare any particular religion as its 'official' one, and the nanny industry has had a boom after maternity leave was recently banned. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tomatiago's national animal is the Whatever we can think of, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Tomatiago is ranked 158,834th in the world and 2nd in Velenovia for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring -11.36 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.

Most Authoritarian: 3,587thMost Extreme: 7,973rdMost Income Equality: 8,277th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Tomatiago altered its national flag.
  • : Tomatiago was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Income Equality.
  • : Tomatiago was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Income Equality.
  • : Tomatiago changed its national motto to "TOO MUCH HOTSAUCE, GET OUT" and its nation type to "Actual Hell".
  • : Tomatiago changed its national leader to "Gary Busey".
  • : Tomatiago lodged a message on the Velenovia Regional Message Board.
  • : Tomatiago changed its national leader to "Unicorn wizard vampire dragon".
  • : Tomatiago changed its national currency to "a piece of paper", its motto to "We put hot sauce in our syringes", and its nation type to "Freaking crazy nation".
  • : Tomatiago's influence in Velenovia rose from "Powerbroker" to "Power".
  • : Tomatiago was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Income Equality.


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